Patrick Davis

@TacoTownIsTaken @Mobute Sent

@MagicalPat @Mobute Just opened it up, thanks!

@Mobute I’m not posting them publicly. If you want one have your DMs open so I can send it to you

@Mobute I have four codes

@NewMexter @Mobute Open your dm

@wyatt_privilege Bought two new phones so they can triangulate with my existing phone.

Turning my cellphone to max power today to get the full mRNA activation

@Very__Regular None of these have been claimed yet. Please take them. I can’t handle the responsibility anymore

@gmtackett Considering that the Housewives have lasted about 3 times longer than the Civil War, this only makes sense. They are more important.

I know more about the Real Housewives than I know about the Civil War

@Papapishu It also let you, for lack of a better term, replace spell slots as a bonus action.

One of the subtle side effects of LSD they never tell you about is that if you take it at 10 PM at night and then go to bed at 6 AM it allows you, in D&D terms, to treat a short rest like a long rest.

@allahliker Did they stop it?

im watching a movie in which malthusians at the WEF shrink Matt Damon down to 1/2000 of his normal size to stop climate change

@shaneferro One of my toxic takes is that everyone into astrology is appropriating Greek culture

Should I pitch "are straight girls who are into astrology appropriating queer culture?"

What I love about this article is I can't tell if it's real or a parody

@alexnazaryan @lorakolodny The kicker at the end of the article is insane.

I like spicy foods so my daughter challenged me to do this—and I did. It was pointless and unspeakably unpleasant. The kids, who thought they would be amused, were mostly just alarmed by my intense reaction. That a young man died is infuriating. nytimes.com/2023/09/06/us/…

@BenjySarlin Definitely. Then get demolished in the general.

Presumably Lake would destroy Masters, right? Even if he got another blank check from Thiel?

NRSC figuring out who to endorse

@InternetHippo They didn’t steal the Senate in 2022 so that he’d know it was personal.

@FreyjaErlings What’s wild to me is that he didn’t ask for a cake. She came to him! She’s asked him what he wanted! Then she did something different! He wasn’t going to say anything! She asked him if something was wrong! Then he was honest! I’m losing my mind.

@donmoyn I’m not sure it’s an either/or situation. I think, like Trump, he’s ambivalent towards the truth. I think he doesn’t care if the president has that power or not because it’s irrelevant to him being able to say it.

@NotABigJerk What about water and water with a squirt of Mio in it?

@oneunderscore__ Ah yes, liberty

Had no idea Liberty University had literally banned dancing. wset.com/news/local/pet…