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@wealthmoose Now? Now would feel like quitting. My ancestors shed blood for this place. Wife and the Boy have their passports in order. Even if I could cross the border, I wouldnt. The Elbow people will have to make me leave.

🚨 CANADIANS: Be honest. If you had the opportunity, would you move to the U.S.? 🇺🇸 And if yes : which state would you choose? #Canada #USA 🇨🇦🇺🇸

@sudsman61 @SteveLovesAmmo My wife has never embarrassed me... in public.

@SteveLovesAmmo We are all Allen at some point.

Allen’s a real one for that.

@HardPass4 Oh. Okay, cool.

Can’t wait to block out the 16.2% with this new feature (allegedly).

All the cool kids are doing it.

@cosyposter Professional lap fungus.

@BlackDumpling That fits nicely with my tin foil theory about the Kung Flu and Oumuamua.

Wanna know how strange news has become? We all kinda just... forgot about this.

@Rothmus And his name was Guptah

@PrairieVeteran If someone else earned it, damn skippy a Fiberal will steal it.

Stolen Valor?

@JamesBurgessMBA @JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx Neither can I, but I worked in places like that, so I could fake it, and suffer the credit card debt later.

@JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx Well yeah, you can’t afford to

🚨New: Ruth's Chris Steak House has a new dress code “business casual” for customers to wear proper attire with diners who don't comply being relegated to the bar. “Kindly remove all hats when entering the restaurant. Guests wearing ball caps are asked to dine in the bar/lounge." “The following attire is not permitted in our dining rooms: Gym wear, pool attire, tank tops, clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.” How do you feel about this?

@JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx That is probably best for everyone, really.

@TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx I’ll never eat there unless it’s a free gift

@TheCalvinCooli1 Honestly? My daily wear would pass inspection, but I would still feel under dressed.

@FancyPengling @MarieleRedclaw And he never had to tell anyone he was Batman. He just had to show up.

@MarieleRedclaw Can I pick happy, wholesome superheroes? I know Adam West is dead, but his version of Batman is where it's at. The only superhero who's also a duly sworn, deputized officer. He also dances and competes in surf competitions.

Who do you want to lead you into the future? Mopey, woke superheroes saddled with baggage and mommy/daddy issues? Or fun loving supervillains who will buy the next round because they pulled off a bank vault heist that the bank hasn't even noticed yet? Which way, Western chuds?

@ax_of_ganto @SecondSonsCA Fine Motor Therapy<Soldering Iron.

@SecondSonsCA It can be if you homeschool!

The crazy thing is that it isn't part of the school curriculum.

@SecondSonsCA It is at Home School. I am using the Pennyworth Model, of course.

@memeslich The novels? Yeah, some worthwhile stories there. Even if you entirely exclude a certain Dark Elf Ranger.

What dnd books should I buy? Had my eye on those forgotten realms books.

@memeslich I had one as a kid, I dont remember it looking quite like this though.

so many toy companies just did not care

@BChubby6 @xbradtc If it makes you feel better? I showed up for my med exam to join the militia at 17. Had a plan. Turns out that my eyes were not good enough. Had this horrible realization that my life would be a series of jobs, never a career.

@xbradtc ...volunteered for three, they sent me elsewhere to sit with my thumb in my ass. I'm a disgrace.

TMFMS

@Tekeee Yeast, copper line, corn. Though from a grim perspective, you get more bang from dates, and people will drink anything to keep the creeping horrors away. Also learn to make soap. Good turn around on soap, barter wise.

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@SophiaNarwitz Every time this topic comes up, I am reminded that I still need answers about the cats in Fallout 4. It is deeply frustrating.

You can pet cats and dogs in nearly every single game now. Unless I can pick it up and yeet it off a cliff for the lols, I don't care.

@scs_real These are more like muffin tops than cookies. I am super proud of them. Wifey even bragged on them.

@MansplainStuff I've done some pretty sketchy shit for chocolate chip cookies.

Kinda want tuna salad now, got a great recipe.

I own three motorcycles and this is why I don't ride them anymore. I honestly feel safer in the plane.