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@SomeWelder I used to have a '93 Tercel hatchback. It would not have been any fun to drive if it wasnt manual.

I could jump into a truck with an 18 speed Eaton and drive it right now. Double clutched, or no clutch once on the roll, dealer's choice.

@gruntdoc @scs_real @BuzzPatterson Also, uh. Her ponytail doesnt move.

@scs_real @BuzzPatterson Wait. We open the jump door while doing a takeoff roll? On the deck? Nah, AI.

I don't remember the doors sliding up? Did they? Thought they went out of the fuselage and then went to the right somehow? Little help @BuzzPatterson

@scs_real @BuzzPatterson Sounds like you broke it.

@DjuricTine Look at those noodley arms. How did anyone buy this guy as Batman?

I have only one question: Why?

@Schventagon @SandyofCthulhu Would you laugh at the chump who was so butthurt he needed to have a conversation about it? Cuz... I am.

@MansplainStuff @SandyofCthulhu I'd be embarrassed to admit I wrote bars that bad too.

On July 4th 1991 I sang the entirety of “The Battle of New Orleans” outside the office shared by two English co-workers. It had to be done. They had never heard it, and hated it. Chef’s kiss.

@DK_Able @GregoryEck Is there a step beyond "soap and water" that I have yet to learn of?

@GregoryEck I don’t even know what this means.

As a white person, I love that I live rent-free in this type of person's head.

@WilliamShatner That would be a "Subway" Bill.

If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽

@Schventagon @SandyofCthulhu I dont gotta do shit, champ. I didnt write that.

@MansplainStuff @SandyofCthulhu You're gonna have to work on them bars to stand up to Johnny Horton.

@IanRunkle I am 56. If I have my cane to hand, someone is in for a rough go round.

So, the "experts" they went to are... People who teach Krav Maga. Did they not for a second think that there's a conflict there? They sell an alternative. But if you're sixty, or in a wheelchair, or whatever, pepper spray works. Krav Maga doesn't. share.google/pSGu8Akw0iRPQ6…

@JulieCFrost "The League of Extraordinary Cleavage"

Depending on the cast, I would totally watch that. Actual Lifetime movies, not so much.

@Ur_a_Smartass_C I wonder if anyone is working on a helical feed lever action.

Any fans of lever action guns

@memeslich A rat of unusual size, even?

killed my first Dungeons & Dragons character with a single ordinary rat it was a big rat

@SomeWelder I think the tire just gave up and disintegrated. Look at the state of the rubber.

“Someone” is a really odd way to spell “a curb”.

@CrocodileCam Goodbye, Brian. I have never even seen Courage. I am aware of the show.

Get rid of the one who’s a horrible person. This isn’t a hard choice at all.

@Spindle_Hound Judging by the total lack of shame and the aura "I am gonna do that again". Yes.

Is THIS the face of a gallumphing womble that tried to attend a picnic she was not invited to?

@scs_real In my anecdotal survey, all indicators point squarely at my Mom. She is 3/3 so far.

Marriage

@FrothyFriar @MarieleRedclaw looks like... DD

@MarieleRedclaw What kinda treasure type you got?

Ok, come on...how can you steal their treasure? Maybe we're the REAL monsters

@FrothyFriar The hell is that, and where do I stab it so I wont ruin potential resale values?

@rado_88z @JustAPlop @Saveydro The hood is everywhere, the hood is more mobile than an old school vacuum salesman. My town doesnt even have a hood, but we still get hoodrat shit from up the highway.

@MansplainStuff @JustAPlop @Saveydro Then move out of the hood.

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@fandompulse I wouldnt have a problem if there was a tiny bit of multiverse shenanigans, if it massaged a few seasons out of the show. Like a one off trip through a "insert smart sounding BS here" and thus the events of Serenity are avoided.

Nathan Fillion explains why the animated series is set between the TV show and Serenity. "You can’t bring back Firefly without bringing back all of Firefly. We toyed with the idea of spending some time in the show after the events of Serenity, and I honestly have no interest. I think Serenity was our wonderful farewell to what was an incredible opportunity. Had we only had one more chance to do something, that was it, and it was beautiful. I can’t compete with that. But what I can do is go back in time, bring the gang back together, and give people what they want, which is more Firefly. After Serenity, it’s not the same. I didn’t want to do this without my buddy Alan. And you know that’s a reason why animation is key, because Ron Glass is no longer with us. I like to think, in my heart of hearts, that this is something that he would have wanted." Is this the right thinking?