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Arnold B. Carreiro 📕🦍🦇

@MasterZenek

The author behind the vampire gorilla- The Tome of Apeula is available now! 📕🦍👍🏻

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The Tome of Apeula: Silverback Edition is here! Featuring the vampire gorilla's origin story in The Tome of Apeula With the insect horror of MOMO: Cannibal Mothman! AND an exclusive art gallery all in convenient paperback. ONLY 16 DOLLARS You apes asked for it.... Link below
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@J0hnADouglas "As someone who actually read 'The Tome of Apeula,' you know I did my best, John- I cannot help that I burst into flames when vampires such as myself enter one of these specialty bookstores." -Apeula 🔥🙈🔥 (Christian publishers don't want fantasy anymore)
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John A. Douglas
John A. Douglas@J0hnADouglas·
When I was a newly saved Christian teen in the 90s, I thought it would be great if we had Christian alternatives in genre fiction. When I walked into Christian book stores and went to the book section, you know what I found? Nothing but bonnet fiction. Amish romance. Oh sure we had left behind and Frank Peretti. Frank cranked out two bangers about spiritual warfare before decided he wanted to be Temu Christian Stephen King (because we don’t have enough of those). But never any fantasy. Never any sci-fi. Never any comic books. And it has stayed this way for decades to my immense disappointment.
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The Truth About Why Christian Movies are So Bad. I’ve spent the last four years building a streaming platform and talking to people at the very top of the faith-based entertainment industry. Studio heads. Distributors. Producers. Investors. And I’ve come to a conclusion that I think is going to make a lot of people uncomfortable. Christian movies are bad on purpose. The talent is out there. I’ve met them. I’ve sat with them at 3am over whiskey and cigars listening to pitches that should have been picked up immediately. So that left a question that any Christian filmmaker could quickly answer. If the talent is there, why is everything so mediocre? It starts with an avatar named Bookstore Betty. I’m not making that up. When the faith-based film industry was being built out, it was done in partnership with Christian bookstore executives. They weren’t asking “how do we make great cinema.” They were asking “who walks into our stores and how do we sell them a movie the same way we sell them a devotional.” The target was a 35 year old woman. The tone, the casting, the conflict resolution, the soft lighting, all of it was reverse-engineered to appeal to Betty. Not to a general audience. Not to men. Not to teenagers. Just Betty. Every major Christian film you can think of relies on distribution deals with secular studios. The same studios that blacklisted almost everyone who worked on The Passion of the Christ and refused to distribute Kirk Cameron's Pro Life movie. Think about that. Passion made over $600 million on a $30 million budget. The most obvious play would have been to duplicate that movie hundreds of times like it was the MCU. But instead of greenlighting more, Hollywood blacklisted the people involved. So what did they do instead? They set up a system where they get to be the gatekeepers. They only greenlight the safest, most formulaic, most non-threatening stuff possible. Because if Christian films ever started consistently competing with mainstream entertainment, those studios would have a real problem. So they make sure that never happens. And the church helps them do it. Christian movies don’t need word of mouth. They don’t need to be good. They need pastors to bulk-buy tickets. You make a movie with a “message,” market it to churches, and pastors subsidize the whole thing by buying hundreds of tickets to hand out on Sunday. You don’t have to compete in a fair market when your distribution model is guilt-driven generosity. And the funding is even more rigged. Most of these films are funded through Donor Advised Funds, which means donors get a tax write-off for their “investment” regardless of whether the movie makes a dollar. There’s no market pressure to make something good. The donors got their deduction. The studio got their budget. And Betty got another movie about a woman who finds a journal in the attic. What would happen if someone actually came along and made faith-based content that created pop culture instead of reacting to it? I think it would instantly expose how low-effort the current industry is. It would be like when Uber showed up and embarrassed the taxi industry overnight. The monopoly only survives because nobody has disrupted it yet. The talent is there. The audience is there. The only thing missing is capital that wants disruption instead of a tax write-off.

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When I lock a door, I turn the handle to make a small sound so I easily remember that I locked it, and nine times out of ten it's the Battletoads theme. "CLICK-CLICK-CLICK. CLAKKY CLAKKY CLAKKY!" 🐸🚪🎶
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@Unown0201 My dad is from North Carolina, and this is common in that state. ...but it was a strange choice for someone who is from Florida like me! 🥜😅🥤
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I want to play with Japanese X, but I am too sleepy tonight.... Mattane, Japan! Oyasumi.... 🌙🦍💤
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銀座地獄@ginza_zigoku·
ベビーカーに0歳児を乗せて歩いていた女性が撮った衝撃映像 すれ違う時に邪魔だ!と体当たりされベビーカーを掴み揺らされる→謝罪するも再度体当たりされる→周囲に居た人たちが気づいて間に入り止める 周囲に人がいない状況だったらと考えると…怖すぎる
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Priz@Priz·
@MasterZenek @harukaze_illust Which brand of Melon Soda did you have? Fanta Melon Soda tastes unlike the others and I like it the most. Kinda like a Honeydew Melon Cream Soda... There's these ones they sell at the local Mitsuwa and Marukai I did not enjoy. Wished we could get Fanta here.
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はるかぜ
はるかぜ@harukaze_illust·
急にアメリカの人にイラスト見られるようになった Xがそういう仕様になったみたい アメリカにもコンビニってあるのかな?
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Ben@DungeonNoir·
Frazetta gets flagged each and every time I post his art, but Bombs gets to show hers off each and every day - real (or maybe not, Bombs? I don't judge), not art. How is that fair, @X?
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Diva@hyxpk·
Hello everyone.   fro g 🐸🐸🐸🐸
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@mameshibaguri To the people of Japan, This is a uniquely American sight known as "refusal Golden Retriever." It's how Goldens to express that they want to go in a different direction, aren't ready to go home, or tired-suddenly stopping during a walk. Be sure to notice when you visit the USA.
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豆柴ぐり
豆柴ぐり@mameshibaguri·
アメリカの皆さんへ これは「拒否柴」と呼ばれる、日本ならではの光景です。行きたい方向が違う、まだ帰りたくない、疲れたなどの意思表示で、散歩中に柴犬が突然動かなくなります。来日の際はチェックしてみてください。
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@__ft__ft I saw the "蟹" in your profile, so this is what I imagined on X, while hoping for a boyfriend. 😆 But then I saw your pretty fingernail art, and I realized you are probably not a crab-woman. 😅
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激ロー@__ft__ft·
たのしかったついったー
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@menhera1nensei It sounds like you are doing your best, Menhera- be proud that you are moving forward in life. Many people do nothing like a fish in a bowl, so you genuinely have accomplished something. I am certain you will continue to do so, and I am glad I found you on X!
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さら@menhera1nensei·
孤独がとてつもなく辛い
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@tetsublogorg 私の人々を食べる方法を日本に教えるのはやめてください、テツ。もしやめなければ、ブロコロッサスがあなたのお気に入りの怪獣を叩きのめします。🥦💧
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青髪のテツ🪼八百屋歴15年
主婦「ブロッコリーを流水で洗います」 八百屋「それ危険やで」 主婦「は?なんで?」 八百屋「春は芋虫がいる可能性があります」 主婦「う..嘘だろ...そんなバカな...」 八百屋「蕾に隠れてるんやで。ブロッコリーが入ってる発泡スチロールには高確率でいるよ」 主婦「!!!??」 ↓対処法↓
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吸血侍@kyuketusamurai·
怖い? 大丈夫、大したことじゃないよ ちょっと血を飲むだけ―― それだけで… すぐに最高の全能の気分になれるよ🩸
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Arnold B. Carreiro 📕🦍🦇
@seat755_oh 私もこれ以上ないほど素晴らしい言葉です、素敵な電話頭の女性!優しい言葉をありがとう、モンスターからモンスターへ~ -アペウラ 📞💜🦍
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ぴょんきち📞👘DF:A-348.349
アメリカの方々、元気してますか~✨️ 私は日本で“異形頭”というスタイルで活動しています☎️
頭が人間じゃないキャラクターです 私は頭が電話になっています 他にもいろいろなモチーフの頭を持った友達がいます アメリカでは、オリジナルの“異形頭”ってどんなものがありますか? 
ぜひ見てみたいです!
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