Matt Lockmon 🧢
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Matt Lockmon 🧢
@MattLockmon
if you put it in your Twitter bio it must be true
Seattle 加入时间 Ocak 2009
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Wait @CooperKupp played @ZachLaVine in the state quarterfinals and won by 35??? Someone has to have footage of this
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YOU ALREADY KNOW @TALKINGRAIN
Careers@XCareers
which office snack do you weirdly miss the most?
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@yourboyeddie the fact I can't guess if you're talking about LA or Seattle is also ridiculous
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First try. Let's compare?
livechat.com/typing-speed-t…
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@Seahawks NFC Championship against Packers.
Super Bowl win against Broncos.
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@DessaLoraine something is wrong typo or not. Sue's a vet but even still, these are the WNBA max/supermax deals. 🤦♂️

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@solefed took forever to get through payment errors but got an order confirmation finally! hope it sticks.
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Folks wasn’t moving fast enough for me Jack
LADbible@ladbible
🚨 Terrifying footage shows the moment huge waves smashed the windows of a ferry in Germany.
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Happy birthday to the 🐐 🥳 In honor of His Airness' bday & Random Acts of Kindness Day, we'd like to do a lil something special 👀 Drop your size below and you just might get some heat🔥
📸: @Nike

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@Johnas_Street you sent me at 'froggy' lol are you running circles around a basketball court?
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@MattLockmon Naw I’m not. Also I run in basketball shoes just incase somebody gets froggy and wanna go 1 on 1. Lol
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@AndresWrites Cam'ron's pink flip phone.
Pimp C's white fur coat and hat.
50 Cent's Gucci gun holster.
Juvenile's 1st Cash Money Chain.
B.I.G.'s Versace shades.
Master P's white bulletproof vest.
DJ Screw's turntables.
DMX's dog collar.
Drake's Blackberry.
Nelly's band-aid.
Jay-Z's 92 bricks.
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@MattLockmon + your adult friends 😂
I’ve been corrected by Carolyn more than once:
“So I was telling Matt-“
“Matthew.”
“I’m sorry?”
“You were telling Matthew...”
“Right, sorry, so I was telling Matthew…”
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my mom to my grade school teachers 😂
Jourdan Rodrigue@JourdanRodrigue
Kelly Stafford is wearing a blazer that says “Matthew. Not Matt.” on the back 💀
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