Mike Finazzo

@mealpal For the third time in a week the app/site are not working at lunch time. I haven't been able to reserve Lunch yet.

“Well, they really broke the mold when they made you.” He said while polishing up the world’s #1 Mold-breaking Machine, MoldSmasher 2000

Parenting Goal: Be as present and caring as Dad Tiger, but also wear pants

Just got an email from the Mets about winning World Series tickets. Does the prize also include a time machine, or am I missing something?

tragedy + timing + golf OR bbq-ing = Father’s Day Cards

🎵 "Hello 'Back-sweat', my old friend." 🎵

God bless you, life-saving 2nd roll of toilet paper, hiding tucked away up in this public bathroom stall tp holder. God bless you!

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@reppocs Prove it.

So we meet again, allusive green potato chip.

Congratulations to everyone selling rulers to TV weather reporters.

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Happy “What did I leave in my winter coat pockets last year?!?” Day Everyone!

Today is the first day to sign up for 2018 health insurance through healthcare.gov. Deadline is December 15th!

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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take… and also like 100% of the shots you DO take because you’re getting old and un-athletic.

I think I’m like 3rd or 4th on the Giants’ WR depth chart right now.

@kelkulus Don’t forget hockey legend Mario Lemieu10!