Ted Nails

He lost the wars with Iran and algae in the same week

@GiniferL Yeah Irish as fuk here

@NailsTed I have so many damn freckles. The Irish shouldn’t garden.

Putting lotion on in the death grip of summer is so gross feeling. Like your now sticky skin is suffocating.

Accomplished a lot this morning but everytime I stand up I almost faint. Allergies and low blood sugar assume. Anyway, great fun.

@GiniferL Happens more than people think.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my house is very poorly insulated as the temperature inside is the same as the temperature outside.

@CarloTheace Weed so good you don’t need to be “heavy” smoker. But when they ask me are you a moderate smoker I mean, yes, but by moderate meaning every few hours, not every few got damn days. Heavy smokers smoke all day. Every couple hours is not all day.

Quite some time. Im not a heavy smoker

@HighlyGanjanous I do that!

Bucket tech Fuk lowering the lights, I will just raise the plant, lol

@EVA24011 You’re amazing, Eva.

Keep seeing male tweets about wanting a 5’2 female with tattoos and an attitude but what about the taller females without tats that love to couch rot and binge eat?? (Me)

Love this pic Taken of me, by me

@HighlyGanjanous Wow that’s too cool

@ClammyWynette1 I’ve done that recently.

I’m on my way back to work, I don’t know how it went, they gave nothing away. They said I’ll know on Tuesday. But I gave it my best shot and there is nothing more than I could have done or said. I’m very relieved that it’s over. Thanks again for all of your love 😘

@GiniferL Good morning Gin. Wonderful woman

Never underestimate the power of a good morning text.

@Julius_Kim It. Was. Rigged. The liberal democrats (according to Trump are unfit to live) rigged the Iran war against him.

First Trump loses to Biden in 2020, and now he loses a war to Iran? What’s he going to lose next?

If you've quit weed (for whatever reason), how long did withdrawal last?

@kiesha9i @fw_andyyy Until I got released, paid, or supplied.

@_indica_sky Awesome. Betty Boop relatives in that group

pencil doodles

@EVA24011 Your legs tho. Those awesome legs.

I aspire to have side boob, but apparently you need boob first.

@ClammyWynette1 Best of luck with your interview

Morning! Thank you all for your kind words for today. Just arrived in Birmingham for my interview. 😬😬😬 I am definitely having a drink tonight, no matter the outcome.

@jen_wrightcr I do too but that kinda sucks for both of us, huh. Because normal people just don’t get it sometimes

I take shit so far that a mf will forget they started it with me first. Don’t play with me.