State of Minnesota

BREAKING: Minnesota Legislature Declares Passive-Aggressiveness Official State Language, Citing “Widespread Fluency” and “Deep Cultural Roots.” Critics Call Move Confusing, Minnesotans Respond, “Oh, Interesting You’d Say That.” #MinnesotaNice #StateLanguage

BREAKING: Minnesota Legislature Considers Proposal to Leave U.S. and Join Canada, Citing Shared Values, Economic Stability, and Healthcare Access. White House Calls Move ‘Unrealistic,’ Minnesotans Call It ‘Practical.’ #Minnexit

Minnesota drivers are required to complete the new “Navigating a Roundabout Without Fear” course starting next month. Good luck! 🚗🔄 #MNState

BREAKING: The official state bird of Minnesota is now the traffic cone. It migrates seasonally between construction sites, guided by the orange winds of destiny. 🦜🍂 #MNState

Also @NordVPN Collab when?

Why is it that I keep getting parking tickets? I’m a state? I can’t drive???

I want it known that I am responsible for the snow. None of you are good, none of you deserve to see grass, none of you are free of sin.

Anyone looking to give a state some chocolate? I’ll also settle for some polluted water that looks like chocolate…. #valentineday #chocolate

@TheIceManShow @princes

@OfficialMNState @princes Thriller? That's just like racist ass Minnesota disrespecting Prince even in death! #MinnesotaRacist

We here in Minnesota loved @Princes hit song Thriller. RIP in peace Prince. 🧟

Today we are glad to announce that in Minnesota the official term to refer to carbonated beverages will officially become, “sota”! We hope this will work as a fun saying for our people to stand out among a sea of soda and pop lovers! #sota #justsaysota

Biden Unveils Student Loan Forgiveness Plan Requiring Taxpayers To Be Dragged Into Street And Killed Like Dogs bit.ly/3ww1MPn

Time to celebrate! Minnesota just hit 100k confirmed excessive force violations! For this we are giving away one (1) taser! Do remember this is not a gun. Retweet to enter.