🐀 ⚕ RatPappi ⚕ 🐀 (@RatPappi.bsky.social)

They're literally called the Covenant, the existential threat is the Flood, and the giant life preservation vessel is called the Ark. They're not space Muslims. You're picking the wrong Abrahamic religion.

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace

me too!

Boomer mentality. The train in question is the Big Boy 4014 (I'm sure you've seen video of it) which is going east for the first time since it was restored. Obviously this is a once-in-a-lifetime event. Who thinks "people want to see that train, better put signs up" instead of "I should stop hunting today and invite people to come see the train with me" I genuinely can't think of Gen Z being this way when we get older. There's no way we'd tell people we're gonna shoot them if they want to come see a train.

@D3finitelyZay Satanism isn’t literally worshipping Satan. Some of the main tenants are to be atheistic and it’s mostly about self improvement, kindness, standing up for yourself but also helping others. They typically don’t actually believe in magic or demons at all. More of a political deal.

@Lenne20085069 Ngl I agree with u but after he said that he is a satanist... I lost all respect for this person like WTF... The hate wasn't justified ofc but something gotta be wrong with u if u support freaking Satan... Literally evil... That's the only thing I have a problem with.

a friend of mine went against this TTV. they were playing Friendly Trapper Naughty Bear and their wifi disconnected. he was going to go into their stream to say GG and say what happened, only to be met with this person being toxic and talking bout him. 1/2

@helloquacken Gordon had to leave it to learn how to cook, and ended up mostly cooking food from every other country as a result(he wanted to eat something tasty).

SHE IS A PALESTINIAN!

Oh ok

Mamdani has been mayor for 163 days - Fully balanced the budget - Secured budget for universal childcare - Filled 100,000 potholes - Knicks win the NBA Finals You can’t tell me socialism doesn’t work.

If he was born in the us, we'd be watching the rise of the next president

"stories like this break my heart because THAT IS ITS PARENTS' PROPERTY and they paid GOOD MONEY for a BOY with a PENIS and BALLS!!!!!!"

What if we kissed at the penis rock in No- wait we can't mhmff we're mhhfgg both killer playmmmffffg

Doesn't work for everything but you can freeze bread. Costco makes us buy two loaves so we just put one in the freezer and move it to the fridge when the first loaf gets low. Doesn't affect the texture at all. Freeze more stuff

stop worrying about 'milestones'. milestones are for infants, if you're past the age of four you don't need to stress about what age you did something at. this especially goes for artists

”There were even a couple instances where people were crushed to death at bakeries. We, the humanitarians, were screaming about the flour shortage. Israel was like no, the humanitarians are lying there is flour and broadcast images of flour moving into Gaza. It’s true, flour was moving into Gaza. But what Israel did not talk about, and what governments and much of the mainstream media did not bother to look into was this inconvenient part of the story: Israel was allowing flour to move into the NORTHERN part of Gaza. We, aid organizations, were not permitted by Israel to move that flour through Netzarim to central and south Gaza where the majority of the population was and where the shortage of flour existed. ” Classic Israeli state deception. Recommended article by @IamArwaDamon

You actually reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

I was meant to meet Hasan in person, until our government banned him from entering the UK. We met online instead to talk about the repression of Palestinian solidarity — and why we will never stop speaking out against genocide and apartheid.

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat