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@Raclure03 Trop con, trop bon 🤣😂

Oui je sais c'est nul, personne ne va rigoler, je m'en fous j'ai tapé une barre 😂🤣😂🤣

@alexstubb @drpezeshkian I hate the Mollah. But to all here that criticize Alexander, what is your solution? Do you think he likes Mollahs?? Trumpf creating a mess. The adults in the room need to find an exit of this shit.

I had a call with President of Iran, @drpezeshkian. We discussed the situation in Iran and the Middle East. A ceasefire and a diplomatic solution are urgently needed. I emphasized the need to end the strikes on neighbouring countries and restore freedom of navigation in the Strait Hormuz. Despite the disagreements, it is important to maintain dialogue.

@MikeBales 😂😄👏

My daughter brought her fiancé home for dinner tonight. After we finished, he and I went into the study for a man-to-man talk. “So, what are you doing right now?” I asked him. “I am a theology scholar,” he replied. “Do you have any plans of employment?” “I will study and God will provide.” “What about the children?” I asked. “God will provide.” “And your house and car?” “Again, God will provide,” he said. After the talk, my wife asked me, “So what did you two talk about?!” I replied, “He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand he thinks I’m God.”

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@yasminalombaert Nice trolling by Pashinyan 👏😂

Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan is deliberately 'poking the bear' by lecturing putin on 'democracy’. And just look at putin—the body language is a total disaster. He slumped over, rubbing his forehead, and fidgeting like he’s trying to manifest an exit door out of thin air. You can practically hear his internal monologue screaming, 'Can someone please get this guy a script I’ve already approved?' Pashinyan: "Armenia is a democratic country, and we virtually always have political processes, and this is already a common thing for us. And virtually twice a year, we have elections—municipal elections—they are also very politicized because, as a result of our political reforms, people there also vote for or against political parties. I mean that in our country, yes, very many of our citizens—not very many, but there are citizens who think that there is too much democracy in Armenia. But for us, this is a matter of principle. Our social networks, for example, are 100% free; there are no restrictions at all, none at all."

@TankerTrackers Also Malaysia has a huge petrochemical complex near Singapore... So after processing I guess the final products are just labelled "made in Malaysia"...

Apologies to those who haven’t understood something which we have been reporting for a very long time now: These satellite images show ship-to-ship (STS) transfers of Iranian oil in Malaysian EEZ waters, and they have been going on for years now. These waters are situated halfway between Iran and China and they help cut down the delivery time of the oil, but also allows further obfuscation because the oil can enter China as “Malaysian” instead of Iranian, at least on paper.

Yeah, there's a very good reason for that.

@visegrad24 Here, to give an idea.

BREAKING: Ukrainian long-range suicide drones have struck the oil refinery in Ufa, nearly 1300 km away from the frontlines. The Russian oil refinery is now on fire

@OunkaOnX He can barely breath. I don't think he will even reach the midterms...

Trump mocks Macron - "I called up France, Macron, whose wife treats him extremely badly and he’s still recovering from the right to the jaw" Trump is throwing personal insults because he can't handle rejection. The clown is melting down

@PeteHegseth Agreed, that's exactly how far back you are bringing the US...

Back to the Stone Age.

@visionergeo Numbers seem to confirm this assessment. How many planes Israel lost in this campaign vs how many planes US lost. And not just the pilots. Also the mechanics, the bases designs etc.

🇮🇱🇮🇷 An American pilot with 25 years of experience, a veteran of three wars and hundreds of combat sorties, spoke about Israeli military pilots. He published a post that quickly went viral: “I’ve flown over Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya. I thought I had seen everything. But when I saw what the Israeli Air Force is doing in Iran, I realized I’m still a student. Precision. Logistics. 200 aircraft in one night. 500 targets. 1,500 kilometers. No aerial refueling from American bases. All the fuel from home. All the weapons from home. It’s like flying from Miami to New York, bombing targets along the way, and returning— while 200 aircraft move simultaneously without a single collision. To the Israeli pilots: You are not just the best in the Middle East. You are the best in the world. And that’s the final word.”

@MikeBales This neighborhood remind me of the series "The Prisoner" 😄

New neighbor asks the man across the street. "Anything I should know about the neighborhood?" The man thinks carefully. "Old Greg at number 3 — fixes anything for free. Legend." "The Johnsons at number 6 — lovely family. Annual block party heroes." "Whoever lives at number 8 — don't park in front. Don't mow before 10 AM. Don't exist too loudly. Just wave and keep walking." New neighbor nods. "And you?" The man smiles. "Number 8. Welcome to the street."

@lactetue Excellent. C'est quoi la bande son de la vidéo, ça déménage bien 👌

Bilan Zéro – Édition du 1er Avril : Le Poisson d'Avril est un Drone Kamikaze Nous sommes le 1er avril. Dans un monde civilisé, c'est le jour des farces et des canulars un peu lourds. Sur les rives du Dnipro et dans les plaines de l'Est, la seule blague que l'on se raconte s'écrit à coups de bombes planantes et de raffineries en flammes. L'offensive russe de printemps-été bat son plein, et le résultat est fascinant d'absurdité : la "seconde armée du monde" avance à un rythme fulgurant compris entre 15 et 70 mètres par jour dans les secteurs les plus actifs. Une limace sous tranquillisants ferait de meilleurs chronos, mais à un coût humain nettement inférieur. Bienvenue dans notre rendez-vous hebdomadaire. Oubliez la propagande lisse, on va gratter la rouille et regarder ce qui se cache sous le capot de cette guerre d'usure dystopique. 1. Le Front : Mutinerie 2.0 et Bricolage Paranoïaque La ligne de contact ne ressemble plus à un champ de bataille classique, c'est devenu un laboratoire à ciel ouvert pour savants fous et bureaucrates déconnectés. La Guerre de l'App Store C'est incontestablement la pépite de la semaine. Depuis leurs bureaux climatisés de Moscou, le haut commandement russe a eu une illumination stratégique : interdire l'utilisation de l'application Telegram sur les téléphones des soldats de première ligne. L'objectif ? Imposer une messagerie d'État "sécurisée" nommée Max. Le léger détail qui a échappé aux généraux, c'est que Max est totalement dysfonctionnel, alors que Telegram constitue littéralement l'épine dorsale des réseaux de commandement et de contrôle (C2) tactiques de l'armée russe. Résultat immédiat : une rébellion silencieuse dans les tranchées. Les milbloggers hurlent à la trahison, et les unités combattantes, qui préfèrent survivre plutôt que de remplir des formulaires de conformité logicielle, refusent purement et simplement d'appliquer la directive. Esthétique Mad Max et Laisse en Fibre Optique Face à la suprématie ukrainienne en matière de brouillage électronique (EW), les ingénieurs russes improvisent. La 13e Unité d'Assaut Rusichi et le 27e Régiment d'Artillerie déploient désormais des drones FPV "Knyaz Vandal Novgorodsky" (KVN). La révolution technologique ? Ces drones sont filoguidés par un câble déroulant en fibre optique. Ils sont totalement immunisés contre le brouillage hertzien, garantissant un flux vidéo impeccable jusqu'à l'impact. La haute technologie de 2026 consiste donc à promener des explosifs au bout d'une laisse kilométrique. Pendant ce temps, les équipages de blindés russes continuent de transformer leurs T-72 et T-80BV en "chars tortues", soudant des tôles d'acier rudimentaires et des brouilleurs de fortune pour espérer survivre quelques minutes de plus face aux essaims de drones ukrainiens. L'Épouvantail Volant Le cynisme russe touche aussi au génie comique : pour protéger leurs drones kamikazes Shahed des hélicoptères de chasse ukrainiens, les Russes ont commencé à équiper certains de leurs appareils avec de faux missiles air-air R-60. L'idée est d'effrayer les pilotes ukrainiens avec des bouts de plastique en forme de menace. Le système D poussé à son paroxysme. 2. L'Édito Géopolitique : Le "Cessez-le-feu Énergétique" et les Chronomètres Magiques Pendant que les soldats s'étripent, la diplomatie mondiale joue une partition complètement lunaire. Le Chantage au Mégawatt L'Occident, Washington en tête, transpire à grosses gouttes en regardant les cours du pétrole frémir. L'administration américaine a donc gentiment demandé à Volodymyr Zelensky de lever le pied sur les frappes de drones contre les infrastructures pétrolières russes. La réponse du président ukrainien est un chef-d'œuvre de pragmatisme mordant : l'Ukraine est tout à fait prête à instaurer un "cessez-le-feu énergétique" mutuel. En clair, Kyiv accepte d'arrêter de transformer les raffineries de Poutine en torches géantes si, et seulement si, Moscou cesse immédiatement de pulvériser le réseau électrique et les ports ukrainiens. Un échange de bons procédés : ton brut contre mon électricité. Les Chronomètres Magiques Sentant la fatigue s'installer, certains leaders occidentaux tentent de forcer le destin avec des calendriers sortis de nulle part. L'administration Trump évoque une "date limite psychologique" pour forcer la Russie à un cessez-le-feu. Dans la même veine, le président finlandais Alexander Stubb a proposé, sans trembler, la date précise du 20 avril 2026 pour un cessez-le-feu inconditionnel. Les analystes de l'ISW regardent ces déclarations avec consternation, rappelant l'évidence : fixer des dates arbitraires est irréaliste face à un Kremlin qui utilise la moindre notion de trêve uniquement pour figer ses gains territoriaux, reconstruire ses forces et réclamer la levée des sanctions sans rien céder. 3. Le Portefeuille : L'Arroseur Arrosé C'est ici que l'Ukraine gagne des points critiques. La campagne d'interdiction asymétrique menée par les services de renseignement ukrainiens (SBU/GUR) porte des fruits spectaculaires. Moscou Coupe sa Propre Pompe Nous sommes le 1er avril, et ce n'est pas une blague : la Russie se retrouve contrainte de préparer l'interdiction de ses propres exportations d'essence à partir d'aujourd'hui. Pourquoi le plus grand exportateur d'hydrocarbures au monde s'inflige-t-il un tel embargo ? Parce que les frappes chirurgicales des drones ukrainiens sur les terminaux de la Baltique (notamment Novatek à Ust-Luga et Transneft à Primorsk) ont été dévastatrices. Le trafic maritime y est presque à l'arrêt, bloquant physiquement environ 40 % de la capacité d'exportation pétrolière de la Russie. Résultat : les prix intérieurs russes s'envolent, menaçant la stabilité sociale, et le Kremlin doit fermer les vannes vers l'étranger pour éviter la pénurie domestique. L'arroseur arrosé, version macro-économie. Les Larmes de Rosneft Les chiffres tombent, et la gueule de bois est sévère pour les oligarques. Les revenus nets de Rosneft, le joyau de la couronne pétrolière russe, ont plongé de 73 % par rapport à l'année précédente. Le PDG, Igor Sechin, pleure sur une "tempête parfaite" : impôts en hausse, taux d'intérêt étouffants et surtout, des coûts de fret maritime qui explosent à cause des sanctions. Expédier un baril depuis la Baltique vers l'Inde coûte désormais plus de 20 dollars en frais de transport. Pendant ce temps, le Royaume-Uni durcit le ton et annonce sa capacité à interdire l'accès à ses eaux aux navires de la flotte fantôme russe déjà sanctionnés, compliquant encore un peu plus la logistique de contrebande de Moscou. 4. Le Compteur de la Semaine : Ferraille et Sang Il faut toujours conclure en regardant la facture de cette folie, pour ne pas oublier que derrière les tactiques et les milliards, ce sont des vies et de l'acier qui fondent. → Le Hachoir Démographique : L'attrition a atteint des niveaux que l'Europe n'avait pas vus depuis 1945. Les projections estiment que les pertes cumulées des deux camps pourraient franchir la barre insensée des 2 millions d'ici le printemps. La Russie déplore à elle seule près de 1,2 million de pertes (tués et blessés) depuis février 2022, fruit de sa doctrine d'assauts d'infanterie massifs. L'Ukraine, en infériorité numérique, accuse des pertes estimées entre 500 000 et 600 000 hommes, l'obligeant à une restructuration vitale de sa génération de force. → Le Cimetière Métallique : Les bases de données de vérification visuelle (Oryx, Warspotting) sont implacables. La Russie a perdu plus de 11 800 chars de combat et plus de 24 200 véhicules blindés d'infanterie depuis le début de la guerre. Des montagnes entières d'acier soviétique et russe transformées en passoires fumantes. → Le Prix Civil : La barbarie russe reste une constante stratégique. Le Haut-Commissariat des Nations unies aux droits de l'homme (OHCHR) signale une forte hausse des pertes civiles en mars. L'illustration macabre de la semaine s'est déroulée à Kramatorsk le 29 mars : l'aviation russe a largué cinq bombes planantes KAB-250 sur la ville, tuant 3 personnes, en blessant 13 autres et détruisant plus d'une trentaine d'infrastructures civiles. Une "préparation d'artillerie" qui n'a d'autre but que la terreur aveugle. Conclusion : La Course à l'Étranglement L'équation opérative de ce début de printemps est d'une clarté brutale. Ce n'est plus une guerre de mouvement, c'est une guerre de strangulation logistique. D'un côté, la Russie parie sur sa masse écrasante et sa production industrielle mise sous stéroïdes (avec l'objectif de livrer 21 millions de munitions cette année) pour écraser la Ceinture de Forteresses du Donetsk et épuiser le bouclier antiaérien ukrainien. De l'autre, l'Ukraine, incapable de repousser frontalement ce rouleau compresseur de chair et d'acier, a décidé d'asphyxier l'ours de l'intérieur en calcinant systématiquement ses capacités d'exportation pétrolière via des essaims de drones longue portée. Qui craquera le premier ? L'infanterie ukrainienne sous le déluge des bombes planantes russes, ou l'économie de guerre de Moscou, privée de ses précieux pétrodollars ? Le sablier est retourné. Rendez-vous la semaine prochaine.

@mattia_n @RheinmetallAG Excellent reply, thanks for the translation, good one.

Oleksandr Yakovenko, the founder of TAF Industries, one of Ukraine's largest drone makers wrote a good response to @RheinmetallAG's Papperger's irritating statement. I used AI to translate it for you. It is worth reading in full. "Dear Mr. Armin Papperger, CEO of Rheinmetall, When you called Ukrainian drone manufacturers “Ukrainian housewives with 3D printers in their kitchens,” you demonstrated how deeply the European defense establishment still fails to understand the nature of modern warfare. This is not about emоtions. This is about battlefield reality. Here are the figures your industry refuses to acknowledge: In 2025 alone, Ukrainian drones carried out 819,737 confirmed strikes. They accounted for 90% of all combat losses of the Russian army—more than all other types of weapons combined. A single company, TAF Industries, produces up to 100,000 FPV drones per month. Over any given 90-day period, the products of my company alone have more confirmed hits than your entire fleet of equipment over its entire history of combat use across all conflicts. And most importantly—I built this company and achieved these results in two years, not fifty. Think about that. Our drones achieve greater kinetic effect in three months than your flagship platforms have in half a century. Why? Because the battlefield has changed, while your business model has not. Russian electronic warfare has rendered GPS-guided Western munitions (Excalibur, GMLRS, etc.) almost ineffective. Expensive and complex systems designed for wars with air superiority and conventional “peer-on-peer” conflict have become easy targets for drones costing $500–2,000 that attack them from above. The cost-effectiveness ratio has been turned upside down: one 120mm Rheinmetall shell or one anti-tank missile costs more than a dozen of our drones—yet our drones still prevail. This is not a “Lego game.” This is industrial Darwinism in real time. We iterate weekly. We lose factories to missile strikes and rebuild them within weeks. We print parts in basements and deploy 100,000 strike systems per month, while your engineers still require 3–5 years and hundreds of millions of euros to certify even minor upgrades. The war in Ukraine is not a temporary anomaly. It is the first true drone-industrial war. And it has already proven that outdated European platforms—no matter how expensive or “serious”—are becoming increasingly irrelevant if they do not integrate the very technologies you are mocking. So when you say “this is not innovation,” I hear something else: “We do not want to admit that the future is being written in Ukrainian workshops, not in Düsseldorf offices.” The hashtag #MadeByHousewives is trending for a reason. Because these “housewives” destroy more enemy equipment every month than entire European armies do over full campaigns. And they do so while your industry continues to sell 20th-century solutions at 21st-century prices. The invitation stands, Mr. Papperger. Stop laughing at the kitchen table. Come and learn how the war of tomorrow is actually fought. Because the next time someone asks, “Who needs tanks in the age of drones?”, the answer may be simpler than you think: Those who still believe in 1979 will lose to those who are building in 2026. With respect (but with facts), Oleksandr Yakovenko Founder of TAF Industries One of those “Ukrainian housewives”" pravda.com.ua/columns/2026/0…

1er avril 1921. Une femme de 25 ans décolle de Mendoza, en Argentine. Son avion est un biplan en bois et toile. 80 chevaux. Vitesse maximale : 50 km/h. Pas de carte. Pas de boussole. Pas de radio. Devant elle : la Cordillère des Andes. 7 000 mètres d'altitude au sommet. Son avion plafonne à 4 000 mètres. Elle vole entre les flancs des montagnes, dans un froid de moins 26 degrés, pendant 4 heures et 15 minutes. Elle se pose à Santiago du Chili. La foule l'attend. Le consul de France n'est pas là. Il a cru à un poisson d'avril. Elle s'appelle Adrienne Bolland. 40 heures de vol au compteur. La première femme à franchir les Andes. En France, personne n'en parle.

@NicAnkush @rinalu_ Jan 6th come to mind. History rhythms not repeats herself.

@rinalu_ But will Trump order tanks to shell the US capital 🤔

I lived through Yeltsin, and Trump's behavior mirrors him so precisely it's disturbing. The same clownish performance. The same promises. The same destruction of a country while the leader talks nonsense and dances. Dear Americans, good luck.

@rinalu_ Not to mention Yeltsin behavior was what brought us Putin... 😱

"She got fired for making a typo. That typo made her $47 million." In 1956, Bette Nesmith Graham stood in her Dallas kitchen earning $300 a month as a single mother, raising her young son Michael alone, and facing a problem the entire business world refused to solve: IBM’s new electric typewriters made mistakes impossible to erase. One typo meant retyping an entire page. For secretaries across America—mostly women with no margin for error—this wasn’t just inconvenient; it was career‑threatening. Bette grabbed a blender, some white tempera paint, and decided she would fix it herself. She mixed the paint to match office stationery, thinned it until it flowed smoothly, and painted over her typing errors. The next morning she typed the correct letters directly on top. The mistake vanished. That kitchen experiment became Liquid Paper—a product that would quietly revolutionize offices worldwide and make her a multimillionaire. But the path there was anything but smooth. Bette Clair McMurray was born March 23, 1924, in Dallas, Texas. At seventeen she dropped out of high school. In 1942 she married Warren Nesmith, a soldier shipping out to World War II. While he fought overseas, she gave birth to Michael and supported them both as a secretary, attending night classes to earn her GED. The marriage ended in divorce in 1946. Suddenly Bette was solely responsible for a toddler. Money was desperately tight. Michael later remembered his mother crying over bills. She dreamed of being an artist, but art didn’t pay rent. So she focused on secretarial work, teaching herself shorthand and typing, applying for jobs she wasn’t qualified for, and learning as she went. By 1951 her relentless determination had earned her the position of executive secretary to W.W. Overton, chairman of Texas Bank and Trust—the highest position available to women at the bank. Then IBM introduced electric typewriters with carbon‑film ribbons. The machines typed faster, but errors were permanent. For Bette—who admitted she was never a great typist—the new technology felt like a death sentence. One afternoon she watched artists painting the bank’s holiday window display. When they made mistakes, they simply painted over them. Why couldn’t typists do the same? She went home and experimented: mixing white tempera paint in her kitchen blender, tinting it to match cream stationery, thinning it until it dried quickly without cracking. She brought a small bottle and a fine brush to work. When she made a typo, she painted over it, waited for it to dry, and typed the correction on top. Her boss never noticed. But other secretaries did. They saw Bette’s documents were flawless while theirs were covered in erasure marks and smudges. They begged for her “magic paint.” In 1956 she began bottling it as “Mistake Out,” selling about one hundred bottles a month to desperate colleagues. Demand exploded. She and Michael’s teenage friends filled nail‑polish bottles by hand in her garage every night, labeling them one by one. In 1958, The Secretary magazine called her product “the answer to a secretary’s prayers.” Five hundred orders poured in from across the country. Bette still worked full‑time at the bank while running Liquid Paper at night: filling orders, answering mail, refining formulas, shipping samples. The exhaustion caught up with her. One afternoon, signing a routine bank letter, she absentmindedly wrote “The Mistake Out Company” instead of “Texas Bank and Trust.” She was fired immediately. Losing her steady paycheck could have destroyed her. Instead, it freed her. She threw everything into the business. By 1964 Liquid Paper turned profitable; by 1975 it sold twenty‑five million bottles a year. Bette built it with values: on‑site childcare, employee library, retirement plans, a credit union. “The true value in business,” she said, “is never in the dollar, but in the benefit it brings to humankind.” © Women Stories #drthehistories

@Oksii33 Good one 😂👏

And back to the important questions🙂

@PressSec TACO Announcement Spoiler, thanks 🤣

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