Elewa,

Last year, my friends told me an interesting story. I have now retold the story on my Substack. Link in Bio. Please retweet.

Make I go uninstall my AC and Tv chai

How were you possibly bothered about primitive things like women toasting men when your mates were thinking of invention in science?? Since y’all want to be stupid and act like people cannot speak about numerous things, explain why “toast”ing is what bothers you.🎤

I don die😂😭

Going to Jehovah’s Witness this Sunday (and the next three Sundays). Substack out late April. 😗😗

i'm sorry oh, but this ichafu thing is not real. nobody was actively referring to gele as ichafu, at least not mainstream.

I prefer you rotating 13 partners in 13 years, than being stuck with one for 13 years. This is my preference.

Always so incurious. Strange that they believe I would settle for that.

Sunday Igboho not doing Yoruba nation again is funny to me. I wish the idiots that died when he ran away were alive to see him today. Not to mention those that donated people to him. He is not in the same party. Now he can't find bandits in Yoruba land.

These things don’t matter Fuel is 1300

“Why does the most unsafe region get a military base?” He asks, retardedly

@broda_green Yeah lol. Have to grind even harder. 😀

Elewa to Berger? Here we go?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ko easy even handles I never expected 😂

Jesus

@Smokin0nReefer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Promythious Tell them i say Oninure ni baba yen

Chai humiliation ritual 😭😂

@1eedriz lol Nawa

@Promythious This guy has learn so much this Ramadan. The line of prayer is mostly by Muslims.

Just paid rent. I feel so light. May God make it easy for me to pay the next one 😔

I have honestly made my peace with the fact that you people love your tribal arguments. What can I do about it

you’re one of the very few Nigerian politicians who built real wealth outside politics… You’ve run successful businesses both within and outside Nigeria, so i mean you understand the reality of building and sustaining a business far better than most people, including MySELF. And tHats why this kind of initiative is honestly hard to process esp. coming from you.. From someone else, it might pass. But from you sIR? it feels rather disappointing cause it comes across almost like “vote-buying” even tho that may not be the intention. ₦100,000 to 5,000 people may sound impactful on the surface, but when you really think about it, what kind of businesses can that realistically build? How many more pure water, Ewedu &pepper sellers, or even small roadside traders can that community absorb? These are already saturated spaces, and most of them don’t even lead to long-term sustainability or lift people out of poverty. If the real goal is empowerment, then it has to be sustainable. Imagine channeling that same ₦500 million into 10–20 already existing, viable businesses within your constituency. Businesses that are working, that just need capital to scale.. With your experience, you can identify and support them properly. Those businesses grow. They hire more people. Even if each employs just 5 additional staff, that’s over 100 people earning steady monthly income, not a one-off ₦100,000 And that’s how you move people out of poverty.. And support long-term.. and as those businesses strives, the impact multiplies over years. Sir, you understand this better than MOST. That’s why this approach feels surprising. Because this isn’t just about sharing money, it’s about creating SYSTEMS that LAST. with your level of exposure and business expertise, you have the opportunity to build something far more sustainable and TRANSFORMATIONAL than this.

@JMankinde My nick name on the street is “Elewa Baba oninure” ?

@Promythious good character? you??