Shape

It's time. I'm ready. Annoy a vet tech in one tweet.

@vettechER 🧐

A parrot singing "bacon pancakes" is singlehandedly carrying my mental health right now and I'm not unaware of the implications

@TheFakeEssull Honestly same

I wish I knew anything :3

@SassyReception nicely done

It happened, vet med. I got married and doubled the amount of cats we had in 2 months. 😅

Soooo.... equine?

Can people stop making sweeping generalizations about everything all the time? It's exhausting.

@vettechER This is the content I needed today

😭😭😭

About to acquire three bottle babies. Prayers for my boyfriend. 🙏🏻

education

Shift #4 and overnight #3 in a row tonight... I don't wanna get out of bed and I still have another night to go after this 🙃let's hope the people tone down their bullshit tonight

Is it a full moon or something cuz this overnight shift has been 👀

real

I'm almost always in a state of imposter syndrome but now I'm getting to a point in my career (~15 yrs) where I can apply for a position & get "Hey I remember you, of course I have something for you" All of a sudden I have a moment where I don't think I'm shit & it's kinda nice.

There was a film made in 2021 about the neighbourhood I grew up in and I still haven't been able to bring myself to watch it. I'm not even exactly sure what's stopping me.

@LemonKiwi_ You don't because you can't.

The balance between being kind to yourself/letting yourself heal, but also forcing yourself to move forward is so weird How do you set a time limit on grief so you don't stay in the same place?

This might be an unpopular opinion but the vast majority of pet owners really aren't equipped to properly take care of them and many just shouldn't have animals at all. I know I'd be out of work but I don't care. Too many people lack the ability to empathize.

@vettechER "I learned nothing and I regret nothing"

She ate my pizza dough and I had to make her throw it up.

jkjkjk I was wrong.

Actually like this one. Professional, handy, and good looking. Seems like a reasonable and kind person. Hm.

It's time for my biannual (heh) Bumble date. I hate it here.

The more I'm on dating apps, the more I realize how many people don't know what a pronoun is. "SwIpE lEfT iF yOu HaVe PrOnOuNs" OK Chad, being illiterate isn't a flex.