Rachael

You ever take a cab home through an old neighborhood and realize every place you used to love is now something else entirely?? Ferris Bueller might have been onto something…

👏🏼👏🏼♥️

Oh excellent, Christ is arriving in 2 minutes

How many of these “I’m leaving Twitter” people were also the “I’m moving to Canada” people? Like, okay then, go lol 👋🏼

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

@davidnelsoncfa @JonErlichman ATM? Floppy disk? DRAM?

@JonErlichman Hey Jon really stirred up a storm. Everyone has an $IBM story. Does anyone know they’re most profitable patent? Would really like to know

Most U.S. patents granted each year: 2021: IBM 2020: IBM 2019: IBM 2018: IBM 2017: IBM 2016: IBM 2015: IBM 2014: IBM 2013: IBM 2012: IBM 2011: IBM 2010: IBM 2009: IBM 2008: IBM 2007: IBM 2006: IBM 2005: IBM 2004: IBM 2003: IBM 2002: IBM 2001: IBM 2000: IBM 1999: IBM 1998: IBM…

@MariaWinans @Kyndryl I mean, there’s nothing like a trip to India when @Anjali2806 is one of your hosts!

I’ve never before experienced such hospitality & kindness as shown by the @Kyndryl India Marketing Team. What an incredible first day in a beautiful country. I’m inspired by the work this team is doing, and excited about the future ahead. #TheHeartofProgress

@msweeet5 I feel attacked. (also, it was somewhere around 26 or 27 for me)

At what age will I scroll through my phone using my pointer finger?

@MikeDemo48 Hey, it’s been THREE weeks technically!!! 😬

AI can barely accurately respond to a customer service chat and consistently pronounces my name as “ratch-eel” so I’m thinkin not quite yet…

BAM BAM LETS GOOOO 👊🏼🇦🇺

@MikeDemo48 2022: year of the cat

Now that the M&Ms are weighing in on current events, I want to know what they’re going to do if Russia invades Ukraine. We all know Skittles are puppets of the Kremlin, but will M&Ms stand with Ukraine?

@joetucci3 @PFF @Eagles I didn’t know the eagles were wearing black today, did you??

Justin Jefferson: Most REC yards in a player’s first two seasons in NFL history 👑

@MessJorin So… which is it then??

Anyone else’s parents ask how to spell their name after 28 years?

Just saw Batman walking down 6th Avenue with Minnie Mouse. And that’s it. That’s the tweet.

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they don’t like to share plates when going out to eat?

@michelleapeluso @CVSHealth Love it!!!

Thrilled to launch our new @CVSHealth #advertising campaign today! #HealthierHappensTogether brings to life our commitment to put consumers first & our passion for helping people navigate their #healthcare. What's healthier mean to you?

"I'm just being honest" is a poor excuse for being rude. Candor is being forthcoming in what you say. Respect is being considerate in how you say it. Being direct with the content of your feedback doesn't prevent you from being thoughtful about the best way to deliver it.

It’s like @Spotify knew it was my 30th bday yesterday