Thomas White

We said goodbye to Lola this morning. She has been my constant companion and very best friend through so much during her 12 years. I hope she knew what she meant to me and her family. I'll miss you very much Little Dog and I hope to see you again.

Hey @UPS, I get that I has to pay a $8 tariff on some stuff I ordered from overseas. Could you explain why you charge an additional $33 on top of that as a 'brokerage fee'? You brokered nothing in this deal. You just have to give my eight bucks to Uncle Sam.

Hey @DisneyPlus, I've been around the block a time or two, but maybe a show called Dying for Sex shouldn't be front and center of the home screen of your family/kids streaming service.

@IFTIpod That's when you ask about stairs and get a photo of them with a shoe on their head

I'm good thanks

@pandthepistol No metal detector; no problem

Womp womp

I put my pants on one leg at a time

@SpaceborneMedic Yes. You should.

I should get the battlestar Galactica bluray box set

@GundamInfoNA Perspective issues aside, you don't want to rest the barrel of any kind of firearm directly on anything. The pressure on the barrel is enough to impact your accuracy. At close range, it may not be much, but you go further out and it gets worse. See also: free-float hand guards.

Is it practical to use your shield to brace your rifle? No. Does it have historical precedence? Also, no. Is it awesome? Oh yeah!

@SpaceborneMedic My brother-in-law is the GM of our local Culver's; it's a blessing and a curse

I need Culver's

@thescrotch He told you to have a gadabout in the party, right?

Good evening. We’re Dragon Questing.

@DealinRugs Dear Strongbad, How do you type with boxing gloves on?

The Dodger fan that got his hand blown off from the fireworks gets reconstructive surgery

@GundamPlanet @Affea100 I would spend money for these as a coaster set

GP x @Affea100 is BACK! The legend returns with 19 brand new stickers including 2 original commissions and 3 special variations! All eligible orders on the site will receive one through August, according to the schedule laid out in this post: gundamplanet.com/blog/2025-gund…

@WeaponOutfitter USP is my winter carry. Slap an LEM trigger in one and it's good to go.

I'm gonna start conceal carrying my HK USP so I can feel like a badass NERV agent instead of a just another schlub with a Glock 19 I like that the USP is 31 years old and still relevant. alnk.to/6mQAZhc

@lottaguns @FenixAmmunition On my most recent hospital stay, a woman came in, asked if I needed help getting my shoes on, then left. There was a $200 line item on my bill for it.

@FenixAmmunition My favorite thing is how you can be in an ER and some cat comes by and asks a question like, "how you doing?" and you find a doctor's fee on the bill for a name you don't recognize. These doctors show up in suits and because they spoke to you they get to charge for it.

Maybe if you and the hospitals stopped overbilling and charges outrageous hourly rates for your services, insurance companies wouldn't be looking for ways to limit their liability for these procedures. I am no defender of Big Insurance. I worked for an insurance company for ten years. I know ALL ABOUT the claims process and how insurance companies will try to wiggle their way out. I ALSO know that hospitals, doctors, and service providers are milking those insurance companies for everything they think they can get away with. We see the itemized bills. $1,500 for linens, $800 for a set of wooden crutches. It's absolute robbery and you can simply look at all the $100k+ cars sitting in the parking lot of your local hospital to see why. Get the fuck out of here with your righteous indignation.

My wife works in dental: Me: "You hear about that insurance group CEO getting wasted this morning?" "Probably from UnitedHealthCare" They're infamous in her office

@SpankyJBohanson This is unbelievably on-brand for you dude

@SpaceborneMedic Come north brother. To the wilds

I need a new job. I hate working nights.

@GPrime85 @LeadingReport During the 2016 election season, my account of ~15 years was suddenly deleted. No warnings or anything. I was given a link to appeal the decision and never got any response.

@LeadingReport How many conservative accounts on Facebook and Instagram are STILL locked or shadowbanned?

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg reportedly desires to be a part of the “reform movement” Trump is leading and views Trump’s second term as a chance for “national renewal.”

@SpaceborneMedic I used 'chug' as a flourish. I had been working on it for a few hours at that point.

@RobitHasACorgi You're not supposed to chug it

Prepare your anus

@DanaVanEffen906 @UpperPeninsula Curious drive.google.com/file/d/1zMHu3d…

This is my town. A rural red area in the @UpperPeninsula of Michigan. This is America now.