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I received a 100% on this assignment in my Apologetics class. I share it here. 🧵

@Pirat_Nation When an American company becomes an Indian company, do be surprised when it is run on Indian values.

Former Halo Infinite art director Glenn Israel has publicly accused senior leadership at Halo Studios and Microsoft of serious workplace misconduct. The 17-year Halo veteran claims he witnessed or experienced blacklisting, fraud, rampant favoritism and cronyism, along with harassment campaigns designed to force out employees in good standing.

Getting very annoyed with using @Microsoft @Office on Mac. I have to log in EVERY SINGLE TIME. It then doesn't even work half of the time necessitating me to relaunch the entire application. @satyanadella has driven this company into the ground.

New Constitutional Amendment idea: Congress shall be deemed in recess when there is failure to meet a quorum of 50% for a minimum of four hours during a given day. Congress annual salary shall be reduced by 1/365 for every day Congress is deemed in recess.

@JohnStossel I agree. Security should meet government standards but should be either airport or airline employees.

Trump signed Executive Order to pay TSA employees. But why is security government run? At SF and 20 other airports it's not. Security is better and lines shorter! Years ago I reported how gov't workers do a worse job than private screeners, but spent 10x as much! youtu.be/_-41ZncDo84

@BoSnerdley I'm guessing they were unqualified.

Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List nytimes.com/2026/03/27/us/…

We need a live action Shrek that mocks all of the live action Disney movies. Hire all of the voice actors to star as their live action counterparts and don’t even hide the fact they have aged since then. @Dreamworks

@TwitchyTeam My wife is deaf. She is also a stay-at-home-mom. She has a passport. She's had one for 20 years. She also has a Star ID driver's license. My 17-year-old daughter also has a Star ID driver's license and will vote in Alabama's next election. Getting a valid ID is not hard.

HOOBOY: WATCH Mika Brzezinski's Face As Joe Scarborough Explains That She's Too STUPID to Get a Passport twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/2…

@ProfMJCleveland I'm assuming he didn't try to run away.

With no fingerprints to test they were lucky to have caught him red hand…umm never mind.

@yhn @SenTuberville There is no such thing as transgenderism. They are called boys.

Senate Democrats voted down an amendment by @SenTuberville that would have barred schools receiving federal funds from allowing transgender women and girls to compete in female athletic programs, the fourth time Tuberville has brought the policy to the Senate floor. The amendment failed 49-41 on March 20 during Senate debate on the SAVE America Act, a Republican voting bill that tightens voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements. Tuberville filed the amendment at the request of President Trump, mirroring language from his Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act. On Saturday, Tuberville took to the floor of the U.S. Senate, challenging Democrats to justify casting such an anti-women, anti-competitive vote. “Senate Democrats just voted AGAIN to block my bill to protect women and girls sports,” Tuberville said. “This is an 80-20 issue but, as usual, woke Democrats are siding with the 20%. I encouraged every one of them to look into the camera and explain to their sisters, daughters, and granddaughters why they are okay with their rights being stolen by a man dressed up as a girl.” Watch more here: yellowhammernews.com/tuberville-bla… #Alabama #ALPolitics #GirlsSports #Democrats

@TwitchyTeam MAGA isn't watching some liberal show on HBO Max.

MAGA Allegedly Mad at The Pitt for Portraying Very Realistic Scene of ICE Nazis Kidnapping a Patient twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03…

@Osint613 Dead. On. Arrival.

A security political Iranian source told Lebanon’s Al Mayadeen that mediators have presented proposals to halt the war, but Iran has set 6 conditions under a new legal strategic framework: 1. Guarantees that the war will not resume 2. Closure of U.S. military bases across the region 3. Compensation paid to Iran for damages from the attacks 4. An end to all regional conflicts 5. Implementation of a new legal order governing the Strait of Hormuz 6. Prosecution and extradition of media personnel deemed hostile to Iran The source added that Iran will continue its campaign to punish the aggressor until “the American and Zionist aggression and Trump learn a historic lesson,” and said operations are following a pre planned strategy prepared months in advance. - Kan

@Osint613 An Arabic country using a Latin term in an English press release. What a world...

Saudi Arabia is pissed at the regime … New statement This is a signal for what’s to come

@EricLDaugh IMO, TSA agents should be airline employees.

🚨 BREAKING: Chuck Schumer is now FURIOUS Elon Musk is planning to pay the SALARIES of TSA agents during the Democrat shutdown Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) just heaped praise on Elon: "This is incredibly generous!" "TSA agents across the country are relying on food pantries and community donations just to get by. I remain the lone Dem to vote with my Republican colleagues to fully fund DHS and get people paid. It should never come to this point." ELON LOVES AMERICA SO MUCH!

@GigaBasedDad No pickles were harmed.

Interesting

@GigaBasedDad Death asking permission to take Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was a real one

They bury the Dad’s full quote at the end of the article. And they REALLY buried the lede. “Simmons recalled something his son had told him before volunteering for the mission that ended his life. “He said, ‘Dad, I can’t give you any details, but if civilians knew what we knew, a lot of the criticism [of the war] would cease,” he said. Simmons came away from Dover with a better impression of the war’s architects than he had when he arrived. Trump teared up and hugged him, evincing warmth and compassion at odds with the president’s public persona, Simmons said. He also credited Trump for looking him “straight in the eye.” “He extended his condolences father to father and conveyed how difficult it is to make decisions to put the children of other parents in peril,” Simmons said. As for Hegseth, “When I talked to him, I got the impression that he was torn because he seemed to be a very compassionate man, faced with difficult decisions as it pertains to war,” Simmons said. “I also let him know that Tyler was my only son. And you could see the emotion on his face. And I think those kinds of things you can’t fake,” he continued. “I was pleasantly surprised because the perception is they [Trump and Hegseth] don’t care, they’re going to do what they want to do,” he said. “I got to see a different side of them up close and personal.”

@data_republican @PattyMurray House fires are not that rampant. I still have smoke detectors.

@PattyMurray If the possibility of commiting voter fraud is as low as you claim, then you should just vote for it and appease 85% of the population. No harm, no foul. It doesn't need to be rampant. Common sense safeguards.

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

Chuck Norris doesn’t meet death. Death asks for permission. RIP to a great Christian man. Welcome home.

@inside_IL_intel Shoot a million bullets and one finally hits.

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇷 CNN: A US F-35 fighter jet made an emergency landing at US air base in the Middle East after it was struck by what is believed to be Iranian fire. This would be the first time Iran has hit a US aircraft (in this case a stealth, 5th generation fighter jet) since the war started. The F-35 was “flying a combat mission over Iran” when it was forced to make an emergency landing, according to Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesperson for CENTCOM. @wfwitness 19 MAR 2026 | 11:27 ET ET SOURCE: WarFront Witness (@wfwitness)

@DeeWaynee94 All of the major despotic governments of the 20th Century were atheistic in their key beliefs. Karl Marx considered all religion worth criticizing while Hitler figured Christianity would “shrivel before the inexorable advance of science.”

Atheism has no holy book, no commandments, no worship, and no doctrine ordering anyone to kill. You’re blaming murders on a thing people didn’t believe instead of the ideologies and power structures they actually followed.