Simon

@TheBuryGripper @jblobbins Grow up.

@Simonsunbed28 @jblobbins Couldn’t run a bath

Out for a holiday curry later @jblobbins

@Holmcfc Get it put down.

Most spoilt dog, laser and hydro this morning

@TheBuryGripper @jblobbins @DukePD81 To bums.

@Simonsunbed28 @jblobbins And @DukePD81 does when I’m not here.

@TheBuryGripper @jblobbins I run the island pal.

@Simonsunbed28 @jblobbins Don’t tell me about Adeje La, I run this town.

@laurennUTD Get them put down.

Actually, I’m most excited about the fact I’ll be able to adopt one of the dogs from the shelter I volunteer at every week finally… Already told them that the minute a cocker spaniel comes in let me know 🥹

@TheBuryGripper @jblobbins You’re a bad bum la, best Indian in Adeje.

@Simonsunbed28 @jblobbins No la I’m not a chav

@UplifterGeorge1 @ChloeRT9 Get it fucking #cumup

@ChloeRT9 Fancy a drink in Gunwharf after we relegate you Chloe?

The three-hour drive back from Fratton Park on Saturday is shaping up to be one of the most depressing journeys of my life

@TheBuryGripper @JBanned__ A #shite one.

@JBanned__ You ordered a drink

Stress level -50

@Joshnorton193 @jt_stamford @AlexPemOfficial @dominos Wasn’t your ex a brass 😂

@AlexPemOfficial @dominos Shut it ya brass

Hi @dominos I’ve accidentally just added a charity donation of 52p to my order and it was a complete accident. How can I go about getting it back? Thanks

@premierinn This gentleman is apparently Manager of your Watford branch. Is this the image we should expect from your senior staff? Bullying a 14yr old boy and his Mum? Or is acceptable with them being from the Travelling Community?

@eubankslastpen #shite

Fighting man's breakfast

@ljs69_ @honestm4tty @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 I’ve ran it easy work, you’re not allowed out of wales because of tag conditions, me and Matthew are the A sides, you travel that’s how it works.

@Simonsunbed28 @honestm4tty @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 Marty dodged me in Bristol! Why should I travel up to necky ended North? You don’t fancy “running Bristol” again? Because you’re scared.

Tag a retard

@KentuckyHayes @ljs69_ @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @honestm4tty @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 @Crookszeee @UplifterGeorge1 @brew1hefner @baggyofbrum @pooolliessss Get it fucking #cumup

@ljs69_ @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @Simonsunbed28 @honestm4tty @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 @Crookszeee @UplifterGeorge1 @brew1hefner @baggyofbrum @pooolliessss Cheers for no tag

@honestm4tty @ljs69_ @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 Was scared to come to north east and get peppered though, we don’t forget.

@ljs69_ @IfindRetards @eubankslastpen @jamlad88 @Simonsunbed28 @Paddz19 @Patrick_K22 @P4t950 Are you tagging us in this because you want to find out who we consider retards?

@ljs69_ Get it fucking #shagged

Been sent a 7 minute voice message, followed by (2) 3 minute ones. Better be a juicy one

@DonKing2nd_ Hope it’s fatal, In the grand scheme of things probs won’t make much difference being this far into the season.

That's a huge blow for Liverpool

@baggyofbrum #shite

Turkish style chicken and rice for dinnah kids

@TinkerCunt_ #shite

I spotted these on me way out the door of work a while ago fucking LOOK 😍

@Joelbirmz12 #shite

Smash