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@Frances_Coppola Notably absent from that photo!

Sheep.

@MadelaineLucyH @TetchyBitch Must be why I talk to you then?! X

@TetchyBitch @Splottdad A saboteur!!!

In a disturbing twist, I'm heading north for work for a bit. If anyone is bored and wants to make a new friend, I'm 5ft 7 so you will look petite and delicate in photographs

@TetchyBitch @MadelaineLucyH Can confirm ... just back from 3 days in Manchester. People talked to me, and I'm horrible. 🙋☕

@MadelaineLucyH I'm Northern and can fully confirm that the North is bloody amazing. You'll have a great time. Don't forget to chat to people on the trains or randomly in queues. We do that sort of thing a lot. Will help you blend in.

@Splottdad That too.

She's gone full MAGA.

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

@AndrewMorganRCT Infantile, semi-literate, twaddle. The rantings of someone who can only perceive getting HIS (not Americas) way by bluster, threat and bullying. Not fit to manage a McDonald's, let alone a once great nation, now devalued by his stupidity ... 🤡

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@NevilleSouthall Nos da, Nev 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙

Goodnight everyone sleep well If you’re thinking of giving up Don’t you fucking dare God knows who much we desperately need you here Your a light You’re a wonderful human You’re needed Your what this earth needs now Keep going ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️

Schrödinger's Trump

I could watch this all day long… She takes NO sh!t 💪🫶💪🫶💪

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Jesus was here.

She taught them the hardest lesson of their’s life smoothly and back to work like nothing happened. - @NeverteIImeodd

@MaiaDunphy I'm going into the handcart business, my lovely. Trade predicted to be brisk ... 👿 xx

That special place is hell is getting less exclusive by the day isn't it? They're going to need a new wing.

@paullewismoney @Dawni_Q @Moneybox @BBCRadio4 Lots.

Why am I showing you this? All will become clear @moneybox starting just after midday @BBCRadio4 but you must wait til the end to find the answer! Meanwhile - and don't look it up - how many of these to the pound then?

MANCHESTER 👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.com/2026/03/20/oh-…

Bruce Springsteen on Trump: “I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history." RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen!

FFS they said "Discreet packaging" when I ordered it 🤦‍♂️

He went from Harry Potter to Lord Voldemort in a minute