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The older the housing development, the more trees there are scattered around. Let alone driveways, children's parks, paths to walk on. New build estates are fucking bleak dystopias.

@fesshole Best chalk that one up to experience 😅💩

I ate two packs of Waitrose Essential Sliced Mozzarella Cheese slices and the next morning did a turd that looked like one of those white dog poos bad comedians bang on about not seeing anymore. Will inevitably end up doing it again.

@anon_opin If it was negative, then it would be deflation, not inflation surely?

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@anon_opin You can tell these by the short trail of dog shit that is left in their wake too 💩💩💩

Anyone who goes running with their dog attached to a lead around their waist is a cruel idiot. Your dog wants to stop and start, snuffle and fossick, and not be made to go at your running pace. Stop it.

@NoContextBrits Griness

@Pompey Bitcoin password?

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@anon_opin I knowed this would crop up eventually

We should go back to saying "it snew yesterday", instead of "it snowed yesterday".

@andrewbensonf1 😂🤣This is hilarious 👶😭

Japanese Grand Prix: What can sport's bosses do to help keep Max Verstappen in F1? - BBC Sport bbc.com/sport/formula1…

BREAKING: Max Verstappen insists he won’t drive in the Japanese GP until teammate Isack Hadjar “gets out” of Red Bull. Verstappen’s demand comes after Hadjar asked a difficult question of Verstappen’s true ability after outqualifying him at a driver’s circuit like Suzuka.

Presented without any further necessary comment.

@anon_opin What?

The reply function on social media should be located after the existing comments. That should - hopefully - make people read what's already been said and reduce the number replying with the same exact fucking comment.

@fesshole AI wouldn't have missed the comma between "copy" and "so" 😅

I am an excellent writer with an MA in English Lit, but in the last six months have been repeatedly accused of using AI to produce my work. I am now deliberately sabotaging my own copy so it seems more plausible that I wrote it. I hate living in this timeline.

@fesshole I find this hard to swallow.

I like the dense German style pumpernickel that Aldi sells seasonally in autumn. I don't like to share it with my wife, so my fess is that I bought 48 kg of it and have stashed it in my toolshed. When my wife thinks I am tinkering, I am also toasting and eating into my stash.

Levels to this sport:

The Japanese GP was at threat of cancellation following reports of earthquakes. However, it has since been established these are merely the effects of vibrations from Honda’s upgraded ‘Suzuka Special’ engine.

@f1trollofficial Hamilton excited to be back in the top 3 🍆

Verstappen is fading…

@f1trollofficial Hamilton so exited to be back in the top 3 🍆

🚨BREAKING: Formula One set to change its logo