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“I feel like James Van Der Beek is the ugly Ryan Reynolds.”

Attention Manhattan Beach. Do you know anybody in the community affected by the Covid situation who needs someone to shop for them? These local students have organized a service to help out. Amazing, please check it out. Request help, volunteer, or donate.groceriesforgood.com

“Yeah, ‘stay safe’ is the new ‘goodbye.’”

Order takeout from your favorite local restaurants while you still can...

“She’s the girl who got arrested for identity theft in Kauai.”

“She ate so many french fries I thought she was gonna poop a fingerling potato.” - talking about a chihuahua

“When they get divorced, eventually, maybe he’ll be my friend again...”

“I just saw a guy walking down the street wearing a kimono. This ain’t Burning Man, douchebag.”

@TomiLahren da fuk outta my town 🖕

For those who love God, Guns and Country and are proud to show it. Freedom. alexoathletica.com

@animxl Teen Choice Awards 😂

Hermosa on lockdown...

“Are you hungover?” “Nah, I’m still drunk.”

“Does she have an Adam’s apple? Because I think she likes me.”

“Aww I used the wrong card!” “It’s 32 miles, you could fly to Burbank”

“You just had a 5 hour energy.” “Yeah, but I was already 4 hours tired.”

EARLY MORNING FIRE in Hermosa Beach displaces 6 people. Police detained a person of interest after seeing him run from the structure engulfed in flames. The structure was a house under construction. @FOXLA @GDLA

“I think I’m drunk. Everything’s upside down, 6’s are looking like 9’s.”

“He had to downgrade his car, he’s driving a Jag.”