jake

very late on this new underscores album but I’m very obsessed

approaching 30 and still in psychosis lol

@rigeldn @TennesseeTwunk you look like a gay man

@TennesseeTwunk and that’s why I say I’m queer. I’ve just got a gay guy mindset adding whimsy without it being my whole identity 🤭

Being a gay man versus a gay guy are two entirely different concepts… gay man is an identity, gay guy is a mental mindset. Women can be gay guys if they live life with an appropriate joie de vivre

Who wants to take a trip with me

If I don’t enjoy this time of my life what am I even doing

Her sister saw you on Sunday so she deserves it

@ladygaga give Lauri money now!

Actually by the end of march I will become superhuman

you don't realize how much you need your thumb until you cut it open it's easily a top 5 finger

hey man roll down ur window

my anxiety today is so bad I had to reschedule my therapy I think the only way I’d feel better is if someone gave me a cash tip of $1000000

This apartment has really reinvigorated my love for cooking all I want to do is make delicious food all day but I have nobody to cook for like bets and I can’t eat all this food

I never felt so Never felt so close To you

If anyone is alive let me know…

you could really have anyone except for me I suppose

so crazy I get the keys to my new place on Friday and leaving for Florida on Tuesday very stressful

My milk snake is certainly one of the dumbest snakes I’ve ever owned. It’s taken her over 30 minutes to figure out how to eat this pinky mouse and she still ate it tail first for two weeks in a row now

I miss my mom :(

I get so fucking annoyed with stupid customers they piss me off so much I was literally having a good morning why did you have to come be a dumb hoe