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@JoshMalina Hey Nonny Nonny. It's three words

Outrageous.

On his birthday, what was your introduction to Bruce Willis? March 19, 1955

@TheStingisBack A remake better than the original.

Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo had a combined age of 91 yrs old in The Thomas Crown Affair (1999). And still the absolute sexiest thing on screen in ’99.

@TheCinesthetic Different kind of show but it's "Blue Skies", Jim Reeves is my favourite version. Second would be "the monkey song" from the jungle book youtu.be/UEDJGQqGRMU?si…

what’s your fav original song from a show or movie ?

@KingRicochet Too little and too late. Apology not accepted. @TonyKhan should fire you. Disability is a protected characteristic the same as race, and you attacked someone for it. Do you think you would be able to racially abuse someone and put it a weak apology like that. Get off Twitter

I took out my hatred for the IWC on Sandi, and inadvertently others who are effected by MS. She didnt deserve it and for that, I sincerely apologize. Moving forward I'll do better.

@MartinSLewis 10 years or so ago I paid about 59p for a jar of sweet spiced pickled onions. It was around Christmas time and they were delicious. Could never find the same ones again but have tried lots of nearly as good ones.

TELL US: What’s the best quid (or less) you’ve spent in the last twenty years and why? Please post your answers by reply and podcast producer Simon will select some to be read out. And do like your faves...

@PopViolin @DoctorLemma

@DoctorLemma This is a blue (cyan) t-shirt, not a green t-shirt (not even turquoise)

13 years ago, a 20-year-old woman came home from her part-time job, changed into a crumpled green t-shirt she found on her bedroom floor, sat in front of her webcam, and recorded a video that would follow her for the rest of her life. Laina Morris had entered a fan contest run by pop star Justin Bieber. He’d asked fans to record their own version of his song “Boyfriend” from a girlfriend’s perspective. Morris decided to make hers as unsettling as possible. She wrote lyrics about taping a recording device under her boyfriend’s sleeve and stealing the key to his house. To fill time before the song started, she stared into the camera without blinking, eyes wide open, with a fixed smile. She didn’t win the contest. But a friend screenshotted her face from the video and uploaded it to the internet. By the next morning, her expression had become one of the most shared memes in the world: “Overly Attached Girlfriend.” People added captions like “Took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps says 12. Who is she?” Morris leaned in. She built a YouTube channel, landed brand deals with major companies, appeared on late-night television, and turned the meme into a full-time career with over a million subscribers. Then in 2019, she posted a video called “Breaking Up With You…Tube” and walked away. She said she’d been battling depression since 2014 and had been keeping it a secret. “I felt ashamed and I felt guilt for being stressed and overwhelmed with a job and opportunities that were so great. I didn’t understand why I couldn’t handle it.” She’s 33 now. Lives quietly with her dogs. In a recent interview, she was asked if the meme still follows her on dates. She said one date ended early after the person realised who she was, spent the rest of dinner texting people about it, and left saying, “I can’t believe I just went on a date with the Overly Attached Girlfriend.” What’s something from your past that people still associate with you, even though you’ve moved on?

The correct way to remove an ALIEN. By JF Lemay.

@TheCinesthetic But you will notice you only see the first ball of the continuous shot actually drop, the rest are off camera.

Tom Cruise effortlessly sinking every shot while singing and strutting to Werewolves of London in The Color of Money …all captured in what is mostly a single take….has to be one of the greatest scenes in cinema.

@afneil I think it's the "all publicity is good publicity" thinking. Stunts gets them eyeballs, catches some attention. And "at least he's not one of them" sets apart from the other leaders. Disillusioned and protest voters votes count as much as anyone's.

I am baffled as to why consistently behaving like a total prat is regarded as a sensible election strategy. I’ve never seen the thinking behind it explained The Lib Dems have more MPs than they’ve had for a long time. It’s a solid base on which to build, especially given Labour’s woes. But this is not the way to do it.

Name an underrated superhero.

@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette @YouTube Annoying little prick, could be the stab of a nettle or pin and so isn't as severe as bitch. A fucking prick though has to be a penis due to the fornicating nature and so it's more severe than bitch

Jim Cornette Reviews Judgement Day Turning On Finn Balor on WWE Raw @TheJimCornette youtu.be/iYZQxunNseo?si… via @YouTube

@fesshole Citv had adverts

Dad tried to have a fish tank in the living room for years but they kept dying. I didn't want to miss any of CITV after school by going upstairs to the toilet so I'd piss directly into the tank. I was more upset than him when he eventually gave up and threw it all away.

Good grief.

Five thousand seven hundred nine!

@Glasgow_Times In Liverpool, this is of no interest to anyone in Glasgow

Former Rangers midfielder Joey Barton arrested after claim of assault near golf club ift.tt/uBAhjES

@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette Scottish people will sometimes write in their accent. "Lick ma ring, ya boot" = lick my ring, you boot. Ring being arsehole, and boot is derogatory for a woman, like calling someone a cow. A couple of steps below calling them a cunt

New Experience! @TheJimCornette reviews Dynamite and WWE Raw! Plus Jim reviews Cody vs. Drew on Smackdown! Also, Jim previews AEW Revolution, and talks about Road Dogg leaving WWE, Jade & Rhea's twitter spat, Raw's new head writer, WWE ticket prices, more! omny.fm/shows/jim-corn…