Billy Goy
497 posts
Interesting political manifesto
•Cleaning
•Not rats
•Not horse in the road
•Make little bit change in the area
•Be my good things for the in life
Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram
Meet the candidate for Ward End in Birmingham 🤣🤣
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You, me. A real date. Not like how kids do it these days, a real date. I'll pick you up, say 5:30 tomorrow, flowers, a pretty car, and a pretty girl. First, we grab dinner. Your favorite place obviously. Talk for like an hour over dinner. Then, we catch a 7:00 movie.
5th Echelon@5thEchelon
PASS THE SAVE ACT! - @priyaee
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@DrewPavlou We do not need to defeat them, they’ll do that themselves.
We just need to outlast them long enough.
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She’s a CIA plant to keep the race war going at all times
Underdog NBA@UnderdogNBA
Caitlin Clark on Nikola Jokic: “I think he’s the best player in the world.”
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@frandalorian Bro we’re young men, we literally stop eating one day and 3 weeks later we weigh 30 pounds lighter
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@TraderCobb @ScouseInvestor1 Crash your car with your daughter wearing her seatbelt like that to prove that it wasn’t dangerous and the fine is trivial
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@ScouseInvestor1 It still sucks mate, it's not the money of the fine it's just the nerve of it and how the government can just set up a camera and say you are bad, give me money. There is no crime here
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I just got a fine in the post because my teenage daughter had the seatbelt under her arm.
$2115
It's not a fine that she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, it's that she didn't wear it right.
Just a camera sitting there to watch our every move and raise revenue for the government.
It was probably during the time we were singing John Farnhams "2 strong hearts". We love that song, we sing it loud and proud, until the part about the river to the wet large section of water that connects continents.
We would never sing that part government, because that's banned too.
$2115 for this. Honestl7
#AustralianOil #auspol
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Love the little nonsensical backwards arm spin they do before switching and launching the rock forward. Silly people. Whimsical levels of retardation.
Pseudo Prophet@Pseudo_Prophet_
Muslims believe that Satan resides within this wall in Mecca. That's why tens of millions of Muslims gather in Mecca annually and attempt to stone the Satan to death. 🤪
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@PalmyrPar Literally only useful to talk to girls and then to kys when the girls stop talking to you
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He’s correct. Alcohol is useful as a social lubricant and nothing else. No reason to drink alone - you’re just poisoning yourself for nothing.
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Clavicular reveals the real purpose of alcohol "If you were actually smart, you would realize the purpose of alcohol is to lower your inhibitions to talk to girls. That's the only time it makes sense to leverage such a toxic drug like ethanol"
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@Michaeldudufudu Men like this used to be berserkers, lighting whole fields on fire as they screached through the acrid smoke decapitating any living thing before them. Now they are forced into a surrealist performance of the things nature had intended for them.
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I cannot stand this performative bro dude masculinity
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho
Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?
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@SOPROSOCIAL Ok now get a life threatening illness and report back
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Peruvian gf informed me last night that she gets 4g of coke for $20. When I told her that that would go for $100 a g in NYC she didn’t believe me. How am I supposed to go back to America when I can go to the movies for $3, eat the best ceviche for $12, and cop an 8 ball for $20?
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@disco___cat So easy to homebrew pretty much any alcopop beverage within 1 week
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@howie4317694102 Me and the boys would go through on these hoes every couple months, easy
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@DrewPavlou At least he’s breaking the stereotype that asians are smart
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Jumped in taxi and the cab driver was listening to Professor Jiang
Fuck my life
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She’s the DEFINITION of the beautiful mid. Pure crunchy wife physiognomy.
If you don’t see the vision you’re just blind idk what to tell you…
Anastasia Volkova@thedutchessil
@vrilliumlive Nah dude You need to take a cold shower
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@BrivnJimenez 10-12 years ago a nigga would get bullied out the line for showing up to a drop dressing ass
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Looks at those jeans man. These the people yall lose these raffles to 😭✌🏼
ninja_navram@NNavram
Straight to foot, no hesitation! The sunshine empowered me. ☀️ Debated on a lace swap but the white keeps them extra clean. VAA AJ1s will be a timeless pair good for any occasion or season. Honored to be one of the first to post them on foot. Excited for a test drive!
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@cashgrabber9000 That Vicodin staff bag at the Masters gon be lit 🔥
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They’re gonna hang tigers polo up in the rafters at the Vicodin headquarters
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