Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.

@PintSizedFarmer You reminded me why I prefer cats. 😁😸

In today’s highbrow farm news, Mavis the farm collie has rolled in pig slurry and is now operating as a mobile biohazard. The smell is so appalling it makes your eyes water. I took her out to air off. She rolled in sheep poo. We met a couple of walkers and heard a very posh “Oh, I say!” as Mavis thundered past. We went to look for wildlife. Everything downwind knew we were coming before we even stepped in the woods. Mavis then found some fox poo. She's had a full hosepipe bath and still smells like a health and safety violation. The dreaded Fairy Liquid may be the only way forward.

Please help find her parents!!

@stueymaco Vic would have crooned better with his Paul McShane impression.

Uvavu

@bagshaw2112 Only one?

😳😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 crazy

@Terf_Rocks Blimey, he's glorious 😍

Looking through my videos …. Here’s more of Gorgeous George. He really is utterly Gorgeous.

@TAFKAMacM Sleepy Herne Bay is gorgeous under moonlight.

The first full moon of May rises over Herne Bay. Known to the indigenous people as the Kärcher Moon, ADHD Moon or 'Spoons Moon.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Bon Scott

You can bring ONLY 1 back to LIFE. Who? 👇🏻 - Jimi Hendrix - Elvis Presley - Freddie Mercury - Eddie Van Halen

@team_greenacres Teddy is so dignified.

Meet Teddy, a handsome 10 year old boy who is looking for a loving home to call his own 😺He’s a sweet-natured lad with a gentle temperament 😺Teddy is a lovely, calm, easy-going cat who would make a wonderful companion 😺Teddy enjoys the simple things in life like a cosy spot to nap, a bit of fuss & the comfort of being around people 😺At 10 years old, Teddy still has plenty of love to give 🏡Teddy deserves a home where he can enjoy his golden years in comfort 🏡He would suit someone looking for a kind, affectionate companion. In return, he’ll bring plenty of warmth & companionship to the lucky household that gives him a chance 🏡If you think you can offer Teddy the right home, please complete the application form by following the link below👇 🔗 greenacresrescue.org.uk/find-a-pet/cat… 📝FYI: Applications are processed Monday to Thursday. Please be patient, our Rehoming Team will be in contact with you as soon as possible📝 🏡🏥All successful applications will be subject to home & vet checks🏥🏡 📍Our animals are based in #Pembrokeshire South West #Wales While we do rehome across the UK, please keep our location in mind because visits to the centre are essential. We may also prioritise homes that are closer to the rescue For full details on our adoption process please visit: 🔗 greenacresrescue.org.uk/adoption-proce… 🔁Can’t adopt right now? The best way to help an animal in need is to SHARE THEIR POST so it reaches their forever home🔁 Thank you for considering adoption & for helping us find a truly special home for Teddy 💚🙏💚 #teamgreenacres #rescue #caturdayeve #caturday #CaturdaySaturday #rehomehour

If you’ve never heard a “flarp” sound, here ya go

@BertDalziel When you're Chosen by a cat it's special, you are the cat's human, the only thing that can change that is death. Or you moving away.

Sasha is a beautiful male Maine Coon cross. He is available and sadly looking for a home as his owner has passed away. Sasha is 12 years old, he is chipped and neutered and would suit a home with no other animals as this is what he has been use to. He would be okay with older children such as teenagers. Sasha is also registered at the vets and likes treats. He is very furry and eats a mix of dry and wet food. Sasha is also litter trained. For information or to offer Sasha a home please email info@help2rehome.com Sorry we are unable to reply to messages to the page. If you can't offer a home at this time please consider sharing Sasha's appeal to help him on his way.

@Terf_Rocks I'm now in my new place and it's very nice. It's going to need a cat.

@SuchCis That must be difficult for you 💔 but at least you know she will still be looked after.

Can’t believe it’s almost been 2 yrs since I saw this feral cat running down a country lane & I was lucky enough that he allowed me to welcome him into my home. I named him George even though for quite a while he was known as the asshole. However not anymore. Now he’s Just George

A food poll What are you having for tea tonight All items are best quality available Pie of your choice Veg sausages on request Sauce, ketchup, mustard and vinegar available Vote now!

@Sanityexxster Was the guy so unlucky in 2009 to stab 2 policemen and a dog while being tasered? He's fucking lucky he only got kicked in the head.

He was unlucky to stab people? I'm off my meds and I don't stab people. Wtf. He's not unlucky, he's culpable

Please share. This lovely female american bulldog was found by our team on the A52 near Bingham on Thursday April 30. Do you know who owns her?

@ArtemisRising81 You're lucky to have a hedgehog in your garden, they're really gorgeous. I can tell you they like cat biscuits, I know this from experience.

My son is staying here and doing jobs. Yesterday he moved an old sit-on lawnmower dragging it out of the earth. He went back to sweep up and there was a ball of thing. He brushed and saw it was a hedgehog. He found a box, straw, a low bowl of water, and 1 of mealieworms. He put it in a dark shed. He was worried that he'd hurt it. That night, he put the box out on the porch. Voilà! Hedgehog ate everything, had a drink and headed off into the night!

@CarlBovisNature There were 2 on the bird feeder about an hour ago when I went out for a fag. We also had a long tailed tit there on Wednesday.

If you see this photo, please leave a comment! 🙏 It seems that this Blue Tit is sniffing the cherry blossom in my garden. 😁😍 When did you last see a Blue Tit in your garden? 🐦