@TubeSpirit I can't say time has slowed down, but I have been feeling more relaxed. Been running old games and feeling nostalgic
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LazyZombieMan
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🚨THE INTERNET IS EXPLODING RIGHT NOW:
HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE SAME THING - TIME HAS RETURNED
After CERN shut down the Large Hadron Collider on June 29 for a 4-year pause, identical posts suddenly started appearing: "the days feel long again, like they did in childhood," "yesterday felt like it lasted forever," "I went to bed at 9 PM and slept like a rock," "everything around me has slowed down, and it feels amazing."
Some people say they're having vivid dreams again, others say smells have become richer, and that their anxiety disappeared for no apparent reason. Time has stopped "flying by" and seems to have returned to its old, calmer rhythm.
And this is where things get really interesting.
Conspiracy circles have long claimed that the collider doesn't just accelerate particles - it supposedly opens portals, shifts timelines, and creates "glitches" in reality (the Mandela Effect, accelerated time, the feeling that someone pressed fast-forward on our lives). While it was running - we were living in a slightly distorted flow. And now that it's been shut down... everything seems to be returning to normal.
Maybe it's just a powerful collective attention effect (everyone read about it and started noticing it). Or maybe it's something deeper. Like a massive machine really was affecting the fabric of space-time, creating microscopic "tears" or resonances that we experienced as time speeding up. Now the portals are closed, the simulation has rebooted into a more "natural" mode, or maybe the universe has finally exhaled.
The funniest part is - nobody knows the truth. Physicists will say it's "nonsense and placebo." But those who genuinely feel the change are already saying: "Leave the collider turned off for a little longer."
What about you? Do you feel this change? Have the days really become longer, or is it just summer and everyone's tired of the constant rush?
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The canceled monthly subscriptions haven't hit yet
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Sony’s stock rose more than 3% after the company announced it will stop releasing new PlayStation games on physical discs starting in January 2028. Apparently, investors see the move as a way for Sony to increase profits, as selling games digitally eliminates the costs. Sony said nearly 80% of full-game sales on PS4 and PS5 are already digital, up from 13% when the PS4 launched in 2013. I don't think they will walk back on this decision even with all the backlash.
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using the amazon vest to try and hide the fact that she is a torta is generational catfishing
DJ Kam Bennett@KameronBennett
entire Amazon warehouse already hit that 😅 just bring me my packages…
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@0x_DeeJay They made their choice, the father made his. Simple as that. Can't switch sides after you lose
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A father left his son more than $10 million.
He left his two daughters nothing.
Now they’re asking their brother to pay off their $300,000 in student loans.
Caller: “My father left everything to me… his house, his investments, his business. He didn’t give anything to my sisters.”
George Kamel: “He purposefully didn’t leave any money to your sisters?”
Caller: “Yes.”
George Kamel: “And now they’re resentful because they feel like they deserve a portion of this money.”
Caller: “It seems like it.”
Jade Warshaw: “Why did he cut them off?”
Caller: “My mother had an affair. My sisters sided with my mother because they liked the affair partner more. I sided with my father.”
George Kamel: “I think you’re going to be resentful if you give this money. I’d rather them be resentful towards you than you be resentful towards them.”
“There’s no easy answer here.”
“They’re going to hate you.”
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@lowkeyalbert Yea, a couple of years ago, someone stole my car tires. Left my car on bricks. I told my job and they said I still had to show up to work. They really said catch an Uber. Crazy world we live in
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the future we were promised is now an abandoned PS1 level
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@revelocke Yea, same. I think consoles have hit the peak. I got a big library of games to get to while we wait on what comes next
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@WiggerMaggot Ironically. The dumbest people I know smoke weed. It really just makes you comfortable with living a mediocre life, and that's the real issue. You never push yourself to learn more or do better. You just smoke and think everything's ok
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I just realized pretty much no one cared about pride month this year
Pop Base@PopBase
Pride Month has ended.
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@verritass Think we're all aware of that but it's 2 late to go back now. So we just keep on scrolling
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Doomscrolling is a black magic ritual. You lay in the same position. Turn off the lights, deeply focused on the feed. You’re shown memes, tragedies and “useful” information (it’s all slop) and before you know it you’re stuck in a trance. Your thumb moves without thought. You’re in flow but it’s artificially engineered by the dopamine loops the algo was built to trigger. You remember you have things to do but the black mirror pulls you in deeper by showing you something that stimulates you more. Before you know it, all your free time is gone. Every original idea you may have had is gone. You’re polluted with open loops and feel restless all the time. Every day you go to your altar (your bed), pull out your rosary (your ig feed) and you endlessly worship slop. Time blurs together and years have gone by yet you repeat the same pattern. Why? because you’ve never been taught how to engage with your own boredom, with your own pain, with your own discomfort. You resist it like it’s killing you, but what’s killing you is what you’ve turned into a part of your life (scrolling). It’s inverted. If you simply learned how to be courageous and face your immediate discomfort with pain and boredom. You’ll allow your natural wisdom and creativity to rise and begin living a life you truly want to live.
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Ran into this today. Seems like the movie idiocracy was written by a time traveler
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