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"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

@tekno_wep @metropolmedya_ Somehow I think a scratch is the least of the worries for that car lol

@metropolmedya_ Yaw beton akıp gidiyor zaten Neden kürekle çiziyorsun arabayı

Bir Rus milyarder, yaptırımların yol açtığı yedek parça sıkıntıları nedeniyle sürekli arıza yapan 142 bin dolarlık lüks BMW X5 M CS'sini toprağa gömerek üstüne beton döktü.

@SandyofCthulhu That plan is retarded. They will did long before reaching any leaders Lmaoo

I've read that South Korea's plan in case of a war is to send a large crew of their super-elite special forces by boat straight to Pyongyang, where they will make their way to the enemy HQ and kill all the leaders. Given that the South has seven BRIGADES of just their Green Berets alone, this seems eminently possible. I also read that they are not making this plan secret, because they want Kim Jong Un to know He Will Die in case of a war.

Look at these two militaries, The amazing fact is that despite North Korea's posturing, the South Korean army would devastate North Korea in a fight. The South has better training, FAR better equipment, actual air support (the North's newest plane is 40 years old; the South has F-35s), better allies (Japan & USA, vs. China who won't intervene), and higher morale. Given that the South families aren't literally starving back home. And I suspect the North is hopefully aware that their families will be fed if South Korea wins the war.

@maxx03_ @Home_of_Fight That’s what generations of inbreeding does lol

@TheShitPostMMA @Home_of_Fight Gaethje land big shots on Khabib in the first round, he arguably won that round. Khabib is just built different

Khabib's striking and pressure was much improved in his last fight against Justin Gaethje. 🤔 What if Khabib never retired until now, would he still be undefeated is the question.

@ckennedy04 @Home_of_Fight

@Home_of_Fight Hmmm…🤔

🤯📊 Ciryl Gane has outlanded every opponent he's faced in the UFC — 7 straight years of striking dominance. • Holds a staggering 983–420 edge in significant strikes landed, outlanding opponents by 2.3x overall. Against Alex Pereira, he nearly quadrupled him in under two rounds. • 14-0 in UFC fights when it comes to total strikes landed. He outlanded Tom Aspinall, Alex Pereira, and Alexander Volkov. Even against Jon Jones, before being submitted, he still landed more strikes (6-5). • Despite not being known as a knockout puncher, Gane is 5-0 in UFC knockout victories and owns a 4-1 knockdown advantage over his opponents. • One of the most accurate strikers in MMA history, landing 61.7% of his strikes. Against Pereira, he connected at 62%. Among elite fighters, only Alistair Overeem has recorded a higher striking accuracy at 74.3%. 🇫🇷 You may call Gane a cheater, but his talent is undeniable.

@B_Eazyllc Damn, shots fired lol How did he lose 70k?

I’m gonna update my new biggest retards in the game soon. Sneak peak. Adam from Proper Doinks is number one. Dudes talking passion but lost 70k on an event. Retard of the year.

@PhonyMontanaMMA Fed?lol he probably beats most of them

I wonder if he’s realised signing a 8 fight deal in your late 30s was a bad idea yet lol you’re never getting out of that shit have fun being fed to Hokit and other heavyweight slobs

@JFlaRacingNerd @Ascot Be careful, he will send his Avengers squad after you 😭

I hope @Ascot take action on a certain “influencer” account who has (poorly) staged and filmed a violent incident at their meeting yesterday. Not a good look if anyone is silly enough to believe it. Should result in permanent expulsion. Embarrassing stuff.

@Taity813112 @BlobWarriorUK Yes and now they get a slap on the wrist and sent back to their hotel for fear of being accused of racism

@BlobWarriorUK Yeah. After they committed their crimes 🤷‍♂️

How often did 3 year olds get attacked 20+ years ago? Now we've got strangers throwing them into crocodile enclosures in Huntingdon. We're expected to accept this as part of daily life now.

Right! Let's see if this attempt falls upon deaf ears again. I won't be silenced & i won't stop ..

@SmeshTalk Because he fought 3 guys and then retired

@CathalConlon @jimmyfallon All it takes is a bit of research and common sense to see it was a bullshit witch hunt lol

Hey @jimmyfallon , did you do any research at all on what this violent thug does when he’s back in Ireland? Or is it ok to platform adjudicated violent sexual offenders now? Shame on you.

@misfitpatriot_ It was at least 4, but whatever. 1 is too many. Let me hammerfist the back of your a couple times see how you feel about it then.

Only 2 out of 8 blows were dirty. He got beat, and I wish he didn’t because Ganes a punk. I was rooting for him, but this is ridiculous, just take the L and move on.

@chewbertie69 @andyste123

@andyste123 The average Irish person, including yourself, his no problem watching Mike Tyson even though he's a convicted rapist x.com/andyste123/sta…

From reaction I’ve seen so far… Conor McGregor’s return is being entirely embraced as business as usual in America. Irish reaction is complete bewilderment that he faces zero pushback/acknowledgment of losing a civil case, in which he was accused of rape. Different worlds.

@arielhelwani Why couldn’t they apply this logic to Cyril Ganes constant fouls every single fucking fight then?!

Andy Foster shares how the athletic commission reacted to the Josh Hokit throwing-up incident at the official weigh-ins: "If that had been the first time he'd ever done something ridiculous, then we would've looked into it, but we knew. I mean, he was walking around laughing. It's just part of his act, and he's a heavyweight, so when he weighs in, you just record it and move on."

@DonCaolan135 Couldn’t like him if you reared him, Garry is a wanker and said himself he calls “the UK” his home. Unfortunately I think he wins this and we will have to listen to him for another while

Hopefully Irish mainstream media get behind this and give it the attention it deserves Big fight, amazing accomplishment

@ChaseDeMoor What the fuck are you talking about mandatory’s? 🤣🤣 you have a Toy Belts, shut the fuck up you little nobody, you will do as your told. If your told to fight Cruz, you will do it and you will get you head caved in

Couple things, 1 you don’t get to debute with a title shot you moron. 2 you’re a Coach and your license should be suspended for getting Alex’s ass whooped like that, 😂 3 the fight hasn’t been offered to me. And 4 no, you’re not a mandatory I don’t have to do shit you’ll be fighting for a super heavyweight titles not mine lil bro. CHAMA my nuts @pliniocruzmma

@BasilTheGreat What an ugly despicable bastard

🚨 NEWS: Elon Musk has said Donna Rachel should go to prison for her despicable response to the Rape Gang Inquiry

@rane19912 @nofanboymma wtf are you taking about? 🤣Since when has anyone ever been given a win from getting fouled?

@nofanboymma Some of you are absolutely insane. So Alex is losing every second of this fight- Gane is aiming for the side of the head and while Alex is moving punch hits the illegal zone and Alex wins the fight?? So all a fighter has to do is walk into a hit that’s in an illegal spot to win?

CSAC Director Andy Foster overseeing the UFC White House Freedom 250 Event sets the record straight on the ending of the Ciryl Gane Alex Pereira fight. 🗣️“I mean it was during a sequence and what started the sequence is he was hurt.” 🗣️“He was scrambling Ciryl Gane was trying to finish him and we have saw that in time after time in a fight.” 🗣️“I’m sure they are a few that got through that were probably to the back of the head but I think Herb did exactly the right thing, I think a lot of those punches caught the ear a lot of them were LEGAL probably SOME were not but it’s a fist fight they are fighting each other.” 🗣️“I think when he’s aiming he’s moving too so it’s causing some of these things to happen.” 🗣️“When you take the whole series I was ok with it.” California State Athletic Commission Director Andy Foster (also was the commission in charge of Overseeing the White House Freedom 250 Event) Alex Pereira is wasting his time with that frivolous appeal 🥀 take that L. NO CHAMA 🙅🏽‍♂️😭 via @arielhelwani

@nofanboymma Fouls are ok now as long as the opponent is moving? So no more fouling on unconscious opponents guys you will get punished, but if they are awake and moving it’s ok 👍 thanks for clearing it up you stupid baldy prick