Captain Coons

@LFDY88 @ryancohen I hear ya, man. I just find a ton of humor in online tough guys. X 10 when they are Indian. Lol

@USAFDoc3535 @ryancohen LAWL Im being petty. I said #BoDnopayToSaveAMC for 5yrs straight and counting. I could give a fuck about the OP. It's the thought/point im tryna get across now.

VOTE NO $GME 🥃🐺🤌🏽 "tRuMp 2028" ~ @ryancohen

@RealKhalilU The SoH isn’t open. Lmao

$DUMBMONEY 👀💰 CAjtTHvC878f8cZ4zEwdvgjkjFM7rbYN8Mb1go1cpump

@EimajNoraa Eh….I’m tired of the teasing and lack of forward guidance.

$gme anyone find all the anti cohen shit weird? He's posted trump for years. Now all of a sudden "accounts" are selling 😂 happy early 4/20

@Boldyboy1975 Next thing you know, she’ll be fetching a NBA player….

The owner makes poor life decisions 😳🤔🤣🤣🤣

Breaking: Read it carefully 🔥 10:00 AM, Trump 🇺🇸: — We are ending this war. The deal is pretty successful. 10:05 AM, Trump 🇺🇸 — Hormuz will now always remain open to the world. We can roam there freely. 10:10 AM, Trump 🇺🇸 — We will continue to have a blockade, and we’ll have to start dropping bombs again. All these statements within 10 minutes. This guy is playing with the stock market Announce peace Oil drops Buys stock Announces bombings and no deal Oil goes up, sells stock and makes money. Cycle Continues. This guy is a business man, biggest lier and he has no intent of stopping this war.

Insiders in Trump’s circle since he took office

BREAKING: Nearly EVERY ship attempting to cross the Strait of Hormuz has turned back.... Trump announced it was open. $760 million in oil futures were sold 20 minutes before Trump’s announcement. Meanwhile Iran is letting no ships through. Iran is charging tolls and deciding who gets to pass.

@FreedomAlw40934 @RyanNoe10 New account. @TheQuartering is a little bitch that likes to report people.

@RyanNoe10 @USAFDoc3535 He has 1 follower

#AMC just paid off a haf a billion in loans, suck it

@RyanNoe10 And that matters….why? In all actuality, you probably have tits.

@USAFDoc3535 I could literally bench press you with one arm

@3peaksG @michaeljburry

@michaeljburry Bro you’ve made 1 good trade in your life. What market have you seen?

Markets have never seen a needle top.

Fell for market manipulation Friday… again. Markets are closed. Strait is closed. IRGC sending VHF messages. Ships are turning around. Now what: Trump can return to genocidal threats in his rhetoric until futures open at 6PM on Sunday. Rinse and Repeat.

TRUMP: We have a deal with Ir.. Netanyahu:

Mossad has been HACKED by 'Anonymous for Justice' Hackers allege full access to Israel’s intelligence databases, laboratories, and classified weapons blueprints. They’ve released video “proof” screen recordings of documents, internal files, and photos linked to Israeli officials and scientists.

@stanos07 Same with this idiot. It’s always “next week” every Friday.

Lmao. This is GOLD!!!! I love It. You’re 10000% right. I said the same thing. He missed on EVERYTHING! This guys can’t read a chart to save his life. He’s worse than Cramer $gme $amc

@Comedyorwat @TheAfflixion You beg people to gift you things. That’s basically what cancer does. You are cancer.

@TheAfflixion If you were so tough you wouldn't challenge internet strangers to fights 😂

You all just got fucking played by the king of trolls $GME Trump 2028 tweet gone