#Pothead 💚

@umeeongod @yxyiagain I switch from mtn go airtel, mtn be like my wild nightmare

@yxyiagain mtn worse pass airtel walai

make we defeat apc finish, airtel you’ll leave this country walahi

@iyke__tgst Omo e deh touch everybody 😭

@UsedToBeDatGuy me wey my loan dey due tomorrow,nothin for anybody oh

wetin dey make una feel say i get money?🫩

@Mr_Jibzz Make she collect food money inside real life we go gada face same realities cos I don taya 😭

This thing just be like juju

@Faksback666 @MatekoBenzaX U no get who deh advice you at all? 💔😭

@MatekoBenzaX Na my repost help am

How much Yall think Elon pays for this video?

@apOfph1 Not the best roll, but you tried. 💚

challenge or nah??

I live in my own head. 😞

@BrotherPossible @UgwunnaEjikem @Jomilojju I swear e fit be one random politician pikin

@UgwunnaEjikem @Jomilojju You underrated people's daughters and wives in this country. Hmmmm

One of my patients who works at Harrods (biggest, most expensive store itw) was intrigued when he learned Im Nigerian. He said “you are rich” I was like “huh”, bro said the most expensive shoppers at Harrods are African politicians & Arabian royalty. He said a Nigerian lady walked in one day with 2 assistants, after shopping, she tried to pay but her card declined, she quickly got on her phone, screaming angrily at her banker “what will £10K do for a day’s shopping in London”, apparently her card had a £10K daily limit & she was upset. Moral of Story: Deep down I know that ‘Nigerian lady’ is Diezani but I just can’t prove it😑

People wey deh do naija bad still deh the matter and Una get expectations say e go better Abi prayers go solve am, nah still beginning be this Walai.

@olamide_adee Give it a little bit of time he’s going to be governor of Lagos state, these low lives don worship father dem still wan do the same with pikin 💔😭

Why is Seyi Tinubu on the posters ?? I don’t fucking know what Goodluck Jonathan’s kids look like or yar’adua wtf is this ????

@Redflag008 Ur papa nah stoopid man!!

For those asking me to ask him why ?, let me give you the gist , he believes that when girls make it , na papa dey enjoy pass, but when boys make it na mama go enjoy pass... So in conclusion he decided to focus more on the girls than me... It's crazy 😂😂

Got admission into a private university, but my dad hid it from me and sent me to a public university where I suffered like mad 😭, only for him to send my sisters abroad to study.... Now the girls are not giving him what he wants, his trying to get close to me 😂😂

@Hirazzy Which universe this one spawn from like this? 😭

Cart RM keh? He think say nah Apple Watch 🤡😂

i need to ball, but i need one crazy assist from God.

@CollinsOtuisi @__scholes Guyy these people deh heartless, I wonder wetin dem deh call us for their circle 💔

@__scholes Na why you nor fit blame everything for white man head, our black leaders na animals.

Electricity for don stable if we never gain independence.

@RawWithHolla @Tamyoung33 @fimlex2 Nah filter make dem look alike 😭

@Tamyoung33 @fimlex2 Na same girl. She get different account I guess

“9-5 can’t bag her” I pity you if you go rate any babe😂😂😂😂😂

@D9vidson @WysitsMills How many $51 would I save to build or buy a home? 😭

@WysitsMills i go wan die, how i wan buy shoe, clothes, food with 51 bucks

when i ask my frens abroad for financial assistance & they tell me to go get a job 🥀:

@Bisolabair @sammygram_ @AsakyGRN Jesus Christ 😭 Read ur first tweet maybe you go realize just how stoopid u sound rn 😭

@sammygram_ @AsakyGRN If you no get 1m na your problem be that not the government

“$1 million can buy you a house in America. £1 million can buy you a house in the UK. 1 million rands can buy you a house in South Africa. ₦1 million can’t rent you a place in Nigeria. I hope you guys understand how cooked Nigeria is?” — Man laments.

@Yhungsavage4 @bamiseur @yxyiagain Omo nah my reality be this cos where 2k fuel wan reach inside my 10 liter keg 😭

@bamiseur @yxyiagain E get the way you go hold the keg sef dey pretend like say e get weight

charging on hold, liquid detected keh na 0.75 litres i buy o😂

@shadedtheo Omo ur life been first spoil before e good ooo 😭

Me in 2022 Me now.

@23uno_ @RexxieDoubleO7 @realestgb U don mad oloshi omo kekere

@RexxieDoubleO7 @realestgb yes, i made a mistake in the initial post, wrong wording

that stuff doesn’t expand sha, idk why y’all feel it does