Tosin

That senator that sent you to destroy everywhere and gave you 2k each. See his monthly salary. His kids are studying in Havard and MIT. Let's use our head please. #EndSARS #ENDBADGOVERNANCE Fashola Paul Pogba Toll gate LAWMA Sherlock Holmes #LetterToNeo CCTV

@AsakyGRN Does anyone remember the movie “baby police” by pawpaw.

Moment two police officers conducting stop-and-search suddenly fled after spotting another set of officers. The reason for their reaction remains unclear, raising questions about their identity.

“You want make them lose guard you” Hello @OyoPoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @PoliceNG this is a thr£at coming from your men just because the guy said he’s scared to follow your men to a corner and he wants to be searched beside his car where he was stopped!!! How’s this even right ???

Please guys !!! Make these unpr0fessional Policemen popular and tag any handle you can !! See intim!dation, see har@ssm£nt, see !nsults !! Nigerian police are so unprofessional broooo !!! The guys didn’t even anything…..I’m so angry man😡😡💔💔

Is it really under control?

@Okoliemeka_ Winter is coming

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

OBVIOUSLY.

@Allezamani Yes

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?

@Omojuwa Are you saying that Nigeria would not have been in a better position in this period of war if we didn’t have a lot of oil bunkering, deliberate act of exporting oil when it can be refined locally, mismanagement of funds etc? You’re one of Nigeria’s problem.

These are the ideas the opposition want to use to change Nigeria. Lol. He is shocked that despite being an oil producer, Nigeria is affected by the perturbations of a war that is affecting everyone, oil producer or not. I just hope it’s him playing politics and not being genuinely this dense.

@CFC_OBED Jorginho

I close my eyes , I see Rudiger . Who do you see ?

@Symply_Tacha Wow….rightly said 💯

you’re one of the very few Nigerian politicians who built real wealth outside politics… You’ve run successful businesses both within and outside Nigeria, so i mean you understand the reality of building and sustaining a business far better than most people, including MySELF. And tHats why this kind of initiative is honestly hard to process esp. coming from you.. From someone else, it might pass. But from you sIR? it feels rather disappointing cause it comes across almost like “vote-buying” even tho that may not be the intention. ₦100,000 to 5,000 people may sound impactful on the surface, but when you really think about it, what kind of businesses can that realistically build? How many more pure water, Ewedu &pepper sellers, or even small roadside traders can that community absorb? These are already saturated spaces, and most of them don’t even lead to long-term sustainability or lift people out of poverty. If the real goal is empowerment, then it has to be sustainable. Imagine channeling that same ₦500 million into 10–20 already existing, viable businesses within your constituency. Businesses that are working, that just need capital to scale.. With your experience, you can identify and support them properly. Those businesses grow. They hire more people. Even if each employs just 5 additional staff, that’s over 100 people earning steady monthly income, not a one-off ₦100,000 And that’s how you move people out of poverty.. And support long-term.. and as those businesses strives, the impact multiplies over years. Sir, you understand this better than MOST. That’s why this approach feels surprising. Because this isn’t just about sharing money, it’s about creating SYSTEMS that LAST. with your level of exposure and business expertise, you have the opportunity to build something far more sustainable and TRANSFORMATIONAL than this.

@instablog9ja She even said “go and sit down” while he’s already sitted 😁

Between a Nigerian woman and her American husband.

@arojinle1 Someone said that many “miracles” today are facts waiting to be discovered by science.

None of the students that I've taught chemistry before would get scammed by this "prayer miracle" There are many ways of doing this and one of the cheapest ways is to add small calcium carbide in the water. The ethyne gas produced in the reaction will cause this bubbling effect you see. CaC₂ + 2H₂O → Ca(OH)₂ + C₂H₂

@the_beardedsina Yes, it’s possible. It has to be NAFDAC backed though. After a no is issued to a product by NAFDAC, a bar code can be issued also. The app can be open just like the CAC registration website is open. You scan the bar code and it shows you info of the product. It will help a lot.

Tech Bros and App developers. An idea came to mind this morning. Is it doable? I sketched in my Diary. Can we have an App or software whereby, every drug has a bar code. Once you buy a drug or medical item, you scan it and you're instantly notified if it is original or fake. If it is fake, An alert is immediately sent to NAFDAC which means the app's algorithm will be integrated into NAFDAC's database Every Authentic manufacturer too will have these bar codes. For every Flag to NAFDAC, The alert will also trace the location of production and entire distribution chain of the fake manufacturers. Is it a doable? Thinking out loud. I'm open to more discussions. You can send a DM

@Ikimi_Dann1e ChatGPT when I zoomed into all three. The fourth one is rubbish.

Same prompt, Same reference image 1. Gemini 2. Claude 3. ChatGpt 4. Grok Which is the best? 🤔

@Kasieobi_1 Yes now. In my room, 28 of us sleep there. Each of us pay 32 pounds per month. We take shift to sleep. I normally sleep in the room between 2am and 6am. The rest in the cold outside. Portraying their personal life unto other people. Ode.

“Most of us living in the UK 🇬🇧, live in one room, and we only wear one cloth,” Nigerian man says. Lol, Yukay ppl, is this true?

@official_Sheye You made a keke hit someone and you still kept running after him? Whoever is behind that camera deserves to be arrested.

This Aboki nearly kpai himself 🤣🤣🤣, Who wan die

@theGOKuff @Okenaye Accurately untrue. If you live in some towns without having a car, you’ll hate yourself.

@amarifields_ Please add me. Trying to start something. Raising funds would go a long way for me.

would anyone be interested in a group chat for founders trying to fundraise to share tips, resources, and what is actually working comment below if you would join

The young lady who makes videos about long BRT queues in Lagos (and lack of buses) was attacked and harassed today. The animal who attacked her is equally a victim of government incompetence but is happily defending her slave-masters. A depraved country.

@abazwhyllzz @asher_kine Staged

@asher_kine “You took this girl for shopping in this time? You just exposed her to a lifestyle she can’t maintain, now she will stop concentrating in school and start looking for who will be taking her for shopping and dates,and when she doesn’t see it, she may start stealing”

so I met this girl … 💐