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This right here is the best I’ve had in a long time. Thank you @dope_as_yola_ @The_Dopest_Shop we need more of this level flower! So damn good.

@TheGoblinnn Since this is April fools day, I’m going to hope that this is what this is. If it’s not, we got your back. You’re a good dude this better be an April fools joke.

I know that many of you guys have likely been reading some things about me online recently. I would like to address some of these recent allegations about me, and shed some light on these allegations. Before we begin, I’d like to highlight that it deeply saddens me that I seem to have earned no benefit of the doubt with you guys. I’ve been here with y’all for over 10 years. You really think I would do that? You think the allegations are true? You don’t know me well enough by now to know they’re not true? Nothing in those posts about me is true at all. First off: these allegations are categorically false. Anyone who knows me personally knows that these are things I would never do. I’m not that kind of person. I’m a kind hearted person who would never hurt someone or something. The most damning allegation of them all - provided by an alleged “victim” of this allegation - is completely untrue. I would not do that either. That is not a thing I would ever consider doing. I am not the kind of person to breach someone’s peace, or something’s peace, physically or mentally. That’s just not who I am. I would never do such, and I expect others to treat me the way they’d like me to treat them - so anyone who knows me knows the second allegation I’m about to address is completely untrue. The second major allegation - which you all have read by now I’d imagine - is completely ridiculous. I haven’t done that since 2017. Almost ten years ago. Why would I do that now? It’s been years since the incident. I never want to relive that again. It is being alleged that I have done it again, but anyone who knows me knows I would never do that. Especially after 8/4/2017, I would never do that again. The pain was significant. Why would anyone smear me with these *FALSE* allegations, you may ask? I’m not sure. Now on to the third allegation. Let me ask - are you FUCKING CRAZY? The internet REALLY finds this allegation believable? You read this far into the post about me and thought this was still believable? Honestly I’m getting pretty frustrated even addressing these nonsense allegations, and I should probably just reach out to my attorney and handle this the right way - but I’m not a litigious person, that’s just not who I am, I was raised on old fashioned problem solving values, and I’ve attempted to solve these problems the old fashioned way, but I just can’t it seems. I’m sorry I let you all down. I know these are not things you’d ever expect out of me. The fourth allegation is so absurd, I will not even be addressing it, as it is categorically false. Thank you for your time. Do not believe everything you read online. I am the victim.

@xSTonyRSx @kimmiesmalls95 I wish I would’ve remembered this about two hours ago lol. I got mad for no reason ha ha

Just a reminder that tomorrow is April fools.. do not believe a damn thing you see on the internet.

Ben Shapiro‘s eyebrows get bigger with every lie he tells.

Joe Rogan to weed critics: "You have people that had bad personal experiences with it and they're like, ‘pot makes you stink, pot makes you a dummy.’ Maybe it does that for you. But it doesn't do that for me."

@xSTonyRSx @JstAnAvrgGuy I’m so glad that you were proactive for your child. It’s sad to think that there are so many people who would just take the doctor’s word for it.

@adelicateghost @JstAnAvrgGuy Yep! And she’s been perfect since. They tried to say her body wasn’t making enough sugar and wanted to put a needle in her head and stuff. Nah.

It's crazy how fast a hospital wants to kill you instead of actually trying to save a life sometimes. I don't blame that father one bit for his actions, that father literally saved the hospital from killing his son in cold blood.

@xSTonyRSx @JstAnAvrgGuy Holy shit that is scary!

@JstAnAvrgGuy We had a gut feeling the hospital was keeping our newborn at the time in the NICU to purposely make her sick to use her as a organ donor. Once we flipped out an got her out of the nicu, she got better.

@Marks_Tech I think I’m gonna buy one today. Trying to decide between pink and blue!

My mom just traded in her M1 MacBook Air and got the MacBook Neo for like $300 lol. Great deal 🔥

@RickyBo80427294 I am so glad I’m not the only one that can’t deal with his teeth. I think they changed again. I haven’t watched in a few months and they seem more beaver like.

I can't take anything Roman Reigns says seriously with those comedy teeth he has in his fuckin' mouth. #WWERAW

@_StonersRUs_ What is that? I need one!

A couple bowls a day keeps the doctor away 💨

I am convinced that Midnights by Taylor Swift was made while she was stoned. I am also convinced that it is the best way to listen to it. Holy shit. What a good album.

@420matt9191 Absolutely not. I'll quit when I want because I feel the need to.

@_StonersRUs_ Joy

Cannabis leads to…

@elmer_budd420 Chest infection 😂

@Marks_Tech That's very good to know. Thanks!

That wild cause Ive had premium lite for months now and despite it saying "most videos ad-free" I haven't ever seen an ad.

Joe Rogan: "I think everybody who took the shot is really wanting to avoid, the mind f*ck of knowing, that you got used as a piggy bank for the pharmaceutical drug companies, to push some experimental sh*t on you and tell you it's 'safe and effective.'"

@cosmicwizardguy @ask_uspsH Same! Good luck!

@adelicateghost @ask_uspsH For real. All you can do is keep on them, I check important packages tracking every day, cause they can see what’s being actively tracked. But at this point I’m gonna avoid usps shipping whenever I can. It just took 2 weeks for a priority mail box to get to me (3 day shipping 😭)

Dear @USPS when I pay $18 for two day delivery, and over 20 days later, I still haven’t gotten it and it’s bouncing between different USPS hubs, it’s time for y’all to get your shit together. Everything that comes out of the Memphis hub is late. Get it together.

@_StonersRUs_ Strawberry quick!

Give this strain a name… 😳😍

@cosmicwizardguy @ask_uspsH I am just now seeing this but I find it very interesting that the day after I tweeted this, my package started moving again. I did finally get it, but the incompetence of the Memphis facility needs to be investigated.

@ask_uspsH @adelicateghost I know yall get countless complaints. Mail “disappears” or arrives with missing items all the time. What are you doing about this? The Memphis distribution center is at best horribly incompetent, and there’s the the evidence of mail fraud by the handlers. Missing checks and items