Andy Bohm

Leave it to the Irish to put potatoes on their pizza and still blame the French. 😆

@BentleyAudrey I never thought I’d see a gas station where the sushi was the safer bet.

Who the fuck gets a panini at a gas station other than the elite Wawa?!

I love that the Banksy "unveiling"* didn't find another Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali or Basquiat, but instead found a guy with all the style and flair of John Goodman. *I mean, if it's really him.

@blackroomsec Also, damn you autocorrect.

@blackroomsec I’m still confused as to how we got Indians Jones 5 where THERE WAS NEVER A FOURTH ONE.

I think we've been approaching this AI slop thing the wrong way. If we just task it with "improving" certain things we don't like, we can get rid of them at the same time. Last two seasons of GOT? GONE. Lima beans? SEE YA. Nickelback's entire discography? NEVER HEARD OF IT. Plutarch's body of work ( with the exception of Sayings of the Spartans) BUH BYE.

For those wondering how well the shrubs are protecting Molly Malone’s boobs…

@Hushes My plan is to build one myself next time I move. For now? No space.

@andybohm Get it custom made.

I keep looking for stands big enough for my guitar collection. This one seems to have… issues.

NOPE.

I've decided to modernize. From now on, the voices in my head are "Agents."

I for one am looking forward to the @paramountplus @warnerbros merger as it means we can finally get the @TrekProdigyRoom @TheAnimaniacs crossover we deserve.

@EvoAnubis @oelma__ Damn right.

@oelma__ Absolutely putting a ring on that finger

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@BentleyAudrey My mom: “If I hear one more peep out of you kids, I’m washing your mouth out with soap!” Me: “Peep.” Yeeeahh…. I deserved it.

Yes, but clearly it didn’t work 🤣

@AskRoyal_Dutch Did you not see me yell at and report the other two scammers, Megan? Did you learn NOTHING, Megan??? Go away.

@AirFranceKLM_UK Ah, thanks so much, Delvin. Go find another innocent victim to scam.

Ah nice. The @KLM app just let me know I can still upgrade my seats on the flight they canceled an hour ago. That’s convenient!

@c1_pato Thanks so much for responding, fake customer service scammer. Do us all a favor and drop dead.

@BentleyAudrey He doesn’t look quite scary enough to be Krampus… but maybe?

I love when my mom gets out my Great Grandmother’s decorations. Bonus points if you know what this is! 🤣

I’m not here for your dreamy yoga studio pseudo techno massage therapy calming groove. It grinds my teeth. And as I’m in the third hour of your shitty two and a half minute loop, I’m ready to stop using your service.

You had a hiring “pass” during COVID days. Now the only reasons you can’t staff a call center are that you won’t pay people a decent wage, because shareholders deserve money in their pockets more than people do. 3. Your music sucks ass. I’m waiting for you to pick up…

Hey, every company everywhere! “We’re experiencing longer than normal wait times…” 1. No you aren’t. Long wait times for customer service has been the NORM since COVID. Stop lying. 2. Wait times are solely because you put shareholder profits over jobs.