Ben "The Arson" Carson

@picturesofnixon @frankidacre Garfield?

@frankidacre Go on, guess.

Tell me about YOUR favorite president!! (who is it? why do you like him? fun facts? anything!)

@A_Ham96 Boo hoo.

بكاء وحزن الإسرائيليين على منازلهم المدمره في تل أبيب. 🇮🇱🔥

@FrogPoster88 @TheMonseyScoop lol

@TheMonseyScoop Of course the jew news site is called the Money Scoop.

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@Mark___Taylor God... Hardee's used to be soooo good....

In 2001 Hardee’s introduced “the six dollar burger” which cost 2 or 3 dollars. The name came from the fact that if you went to a decent restaurant and ordered a premium burger you would expect to pay 6 dollars, an exorbitant price at the time for a burger.

A little brother was born that day... Welcome to the arsonist brotherhood lad!

Ben concurs.

@Co0ve3 @Oceanbreeze473

@benarsoncarson @Oceanbreeze473 Vary nice flavor saar!

The 1954 Rolls Royce Silver Wraith had a toilet where waste would just fall on the road.

@NatureUnedited I thought without ice they just got sad and died? Guess that was a lie too. Melt the ice caps, drown florida, now.

During the summer months in the Arctic Circle, polar bears can be found snoozing among grass and fireweed on patches of land that emerge as sea ice retreats. They enjoy naps and can sleep up to 18 hours a day

To be fair, it's a pretty cool color. Calming, yet cheerful. Friendly yet bold. Accented against the white uniform. Very chic. Ben has spoken.

@thedailymemes_ A chinaman would call that dinner.

What is this?

@jakeshieldsajj Am I an anti-semite?

4 years ago I posted this meme and it was such a big deal that Wikipedia added it to my page saying I’m an antismite Amazing how fast the world has changed

@alancornett Damn, he kept getting recaptured. He must've been a really good slave.

By the time the Pilgrims landed in Plymouth, Squanto had crossed the Atlantic, lived in England for 9 years, went back to America, then was captured and taken to Spain. He lived in Malaga for 4 years. He went back to America and was there when the Pilgrims landed. Squanto knew English, certainly knew Spanish, likely knew a good bit of Latin, and was a baptized and confirmed Catholic. The Virginia settlers had been in America so long already that Squanto may very well have met Pocahontas in London (they were there at the same time). American mythologized history acts like the Plymouth Pilgrims practically beat Columbus to the New World.

@TheSignOfFive Been 500 years since the fall of the Aztec empire, and Mexico has hardly changed.

The most surreal thing you’ll read today.

@danalcoe @washghost1 pokeweed? does pikachu snack on that?

@washghost1 That looks similar to pokeweed, you can eat them, but they have to be young.

It was the accent that made me watch but can we really eat “weeds” that grow in our yards

@LukeTempest3 @washghost1 Get out more dipshit. America is full of ppl who have thick accents like that, and there's nothing wrong with that. Go fuck ya self.

@washghost1 I don't mind cultural quirks, but when you're trying to share a message with the masses, then try to conform a little. When I hear somebody speak like an idiot, I automatically shut them out. You might have something profound to say, but you choose to narrow your audience.

@washghost1 @GetOnTap You can also use the flowers to brew wine.

@GetOnTap I’ve heard they’re good for pain

@GetOnTap @washghost1 dandelion salad with bacon dressing... delicious.

@washghost1 Dude, Appalachia is covered in shit you can eat. Dandelions are a big one, considered a weed.

@ChrisDJackson Dude was so out of it, I think half the time he didn't even realize he was president. So do I miss the walking sock puppet running the show? No. Just cause Trump is awful doesn't mean Biden was good.

Every day I watch the chaos in this country and think about how many people got it completely wrong on Joe Biden, especially Democrats and the media. Democrats turned on him and bought into a manufactured narrative, while the press trashed stability, mocked experience, and helped normalize a convicted felon… and now act like none of it happened. A lot of people owe him an apology. Anyone else feel this anger? 🤷