southpaw outlaw

Happy Mother’s Day mom I know it’s Sunday when I should be telling you this but I believe that I should be telling you this today and every day how much I love you I see your face and I hear your voice every day I love you

@BasedBandita Peeing in the pool

So let me get this straight, if White people do this exact thing (in much cleaner water, of course) it’s considered “racism and White supremacy.” So, what do we call it when black people do it? Or is this (D)ifferent?

@TexasGalReborn No, my mother was Cherokee

When your mom is a country girl and isn’t afraid of cicadas 🐱 #playtime #snacktime

@nuttallriley1 I like it, but I don’t like the insulin shot. I have to take afterwards no I’m not fat. It’s hereditary, but yes, I’m freaking love beef jerky.

Am I right to assume everyone loves Beef Jerky?

@TexasGalReborn Girl, I grew up on Galveston Island when I wanna fire off my Weatherby or my 9 mm I’ll go to the West End of the island. There ain’t nobody out there ain’t nobody living out there.

Texas ain’t California-Thank you God. Too hot to shoot at range, so I called to confirm they are “open” tomorrow… Of course they are, it’s Texas. 🇨🇱 Me-“Are there any gay pride events planned tomorrow”?….. Them-“No, that was today”…. ((Laughter on both ends))🤣🤣🫶🏼❤️🤘 Texas humor is the best

@4thOfJuly365 I know it

I did.

America has lost his way and I blame all this on George Soros George Soros was a real fucking Nazi. It’s time some of y’all get that through his fucking head instead of saying Trump is a Nazi. Don’t be a fucking idiot the rest of your life……🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@LarryJones That’s a bad motherfucker, right there fucking punk behind the screen never failed. See one face-to-face motherfucker will run with his tail between his legs. You ain’t never met a motherfucker, quite like me.

This guy believes there should be a “National Whooping White People Day!” Any words for him?

@LarryJones He better think twice about that

Conroe TX, Who is she?

@TizzyEnt Good for that chick, she rocks, go cry yourself to sleep

@YoAdrienne1968 Prove it 😎

Holy moly grocery stores are cold 🥶 My nipples are gonna poke someone’s eyes out 👀

@YoAdrienne1968 😳🤣😂🍻

Since I no longer drink, my guests always BYOB. The problem is my outside fridge gets jammed with leftover beers, etc. I gotta dump all that eventually and it makes gag, not in a fun way.

@JustJenRX Nothing , I know that H-E-B is in Conroe

Show me where she’s wrong.

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@coffee_anytime When the brown M&M’s kick in…..

Dude is a mess

@BreannaMorello Me either, those know the least always obey the best

One of my greatest accomplishments in life was not getting the Covid “vaccine.”

@TexasGalReborn I approved this message. Thank you very much for your attention to this matter.🍻🤣😝

I approve this message—Not rainbows

@OnlyinFlorida2 I dare her to go to Tahlequah where my grandfather was born who is a real Cherokee? I’d love to see the elders. Tell her to go get fucked.

Elizabeth Warren The biggest ASSHOLE in Washington D.C. 👍👍👍👍 if you agree!!

@southgrace427 👀😳😝

In my defense...🙄 It's TRUE! LMFAO... 😂😂🖕✖️🪻⚾️🥃🇺🇸⛳️