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Imagine Havertz heads that one home in the 95th minute. Does that change the entirety of what happened beforehand? Or just because one player missed one chance in one moment does it mean that Arteta + Arsenal are losers? And that City + Pep are winners? Luck plays a big part.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Mother placed a Yu-Gi-Oh tombstone at her son's grave who died of cancer in 2021. Her son was a massive Yu-Gi-Oh fan.

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

Reporter: Do you think it’s appropriate for King George to meet with members? Boebert: I wouldn’t meet with him. Reporter: Why not? Boebert: 1776. I have nothing to do with King George or the royal family. I am an American first.

Seeking counsel from the tree outside my house

The interiors of the Flatiron building renovation are absolutely stunning. Wow.

🚨HUGE NEWS for Virginia🚨 L3Harris — a global leader in defense technology and solid rocket motor manufacturing — is investing $1.27 billion to expand operations in Orange. Virginia’s deep talent pipeline is ready to fill the hundreds of new jobs this partnership will create.

Sneako gets punched after yelling "you deserve to be publicly executed" in the direction of a dude on the street in NYC