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@datesloth

you ate my begonias it's the perfect texture for running

加入时间 Mart 2010
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@SceneinCinema *referring to whoever posted this* This was was a comically retarded person in 2026
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Movies Scenes 🎫
Movies Scenes 🎫@SceneinCinema·
This was a comically fat woman for the movies 2 decades ago.
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What Chaos!
What Chaos!@WhatChaosShow·
If the Panthers end up with a high pick, do they swing for Brady Tkachuk? Presented by @SIASport
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The Best
The Best@Thebestfigen·
After traveling for 9 years, 5 months and 27 days, the New Horizons spacecraft flew past Pluto and captured these images.
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Sportsnet 590 The FAN
"Will [Brady Tkachuk] go on his podcast and talk about his team not responding after Oliver Ekman-Larsson buried Dennis Gilbert into the boards and injured him?" @JDBunkis and @SamAMcKee react to the first Battle of Ontario since Tkachuk's comments on Matthews' injury.
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@jackrichrdson it fairly obviously speaks to adhering to a developmental process for a blue chip prospect actually. that feels like… extremely obvious.
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Jack Richardson@jackrichrdson·
Brutal sign for the Yakemchuk propaganda that there are now 3 injuries on the backend and he still doesn’t appear to be the next call-up.
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@Blacksword011 #4 is taught in birthing classes; the guy is supposed to be prepared to advocate for them so they don’t need to answer a bunch of questions while going through contractions
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BlackSword
BlackSword@Blacksword011·
Top 5 icks that men do from a Labor and Delivery Nurse
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Ryan@offgriddesigner·
@joeinconsv He is a cog in a bigger machine trying to conflate and reduce masculinity in men
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Ryan@offgriddesigner·
I see BBC shill Louis Theroux is taking a cuckolded swing at masculinity with his latest ‘documentary’. Let’s remind ourselves of where his morality sits.
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@TuskedUp Yes, then people saw it. Thats how consequences work….?
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@Mericamemed The last “Gary” when he’s clearly already awake gets me every time
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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
What happens when you have Jigsaw as a roommate.
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Everyday Sens
Everyday Sens@EverydaySens·
Tyler Boucher with a filthy goal. His 9th of the year. Had 10 points all of last season. #GoSensGo Look at the speed.
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@Breaking911 Crazy he was alive as a Democrat and died a republic like wow that transformation to someone’s brain be fatal asf
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
Chuck Norris on why he changed from a Democrat to Republican: “Democrats went too far to the left... I realised that Republicans... are more focused on what is best for America."
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Aristotle Kikis
Aristotle Kikis@aristotlekikis·
@NHL That was a clear cross check. The fact that they couldn’t challenge that was a joke.
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NHL@NHL·
BRADY TKACHUK GIVES THE SENS THE LEAD WITH 11 SECONDS TO GO‼️
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
Brain fog more like brain fag
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@Avsfan37 It doesn’t need to be said. Children talk like this dude. Is everybody in your grade 5 class giving a hard time?
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Drew@Avsfan37·
I can’t believe this even has to be said…. Winning a Cup 4 years ago is a billion times better than losing in the Stanley Cup Final two years in a row
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an sloth
an sloth@datesloth·
@deuceao Yeah he hasn’t single handedly lost them a game in a very short period of time (before tonight). The bar is so fuckin low.
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AO@deuceao·
I’ve seen people use his fucking win percentage the last month as a plus as if the team wasn’t playing like literal gods in front of him
Matt@mossumuss

@deuceao I don't think any analytic days 35 has been good

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