𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕥

@sylawinget So Many Colours, Sub Focus ft. Poppy Baskcomb.

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

@Josiewozzy @TheDogeVampire @grok Movie is called Love 911 from 2012.

@TheDogeVampire @grok what's the movie title?

This scene is hilarious 😂

@TheGeorgePu Fuck Amazon. I brought echo show devices for the lounge, kitchen and bedroom. They were great, always on display set as virtual picture frames. This last year or so, they are now just bill boards for Amazon adverts that can't be turned off, no opt out, just tough shit.

My old Kindle still works perfectly. Probably the highest ROI purchase I've ever made. Amazon just killed every Kindle made before 2012. No store access. No downloads. Factory reset and it's a brick. You bought the device. You bought the books. Turns out you were renting both.

@draloneboy Defending Europe from what exactly? We buy our arms from the US at a staggering cost boosting your economy, but seeing how your orange shit stain has criticised, disrespected and even threatened to 'take' an ally using force if required, you can royally fuck off.

🚨BREAKING: 100,000 U.S. troops and $60 billion a year defending Europe — and zero help on Hormuz. Time to bring them home. No more free rides.

@WaronSpeech @Heccles94 Iran was no threat to the US, the treaty signed and delivered by Obama was tested under Biden to see if they were conforming, and they were, they were also checked just 4 months before your orange shit stain took over, and they were still complying. Then your clown tore it up 🤡

Should Iran murder tens of thousands of its own citizens. For simply protesting. Should the regime publicly hang and murder its citizens for simple objections. Is it ok for Islamic rule had taken over the country welcomed in, by the left and small gay community at that time. That was killed first once the regime was in full control. Given the firing of missiles everywhere randomly from an Iran would that be ok if they had nuclear weapons. Is that ok 👌

Should the UK be allowing the USA to launch strikes from our air bases?

@Heccles94 A massive NO. The UK has no place supporting an illegal war. I live near one of the bases, and the racket from the B1's is getting tiring now too. Send them home.

@UKwantsmore @afneil The welfare lifestyle is a piss take, but you can't blame labour, I know people that have been on it for years. Claim depression, get full universal credit, then claim pip on top. If anything, labour are clamping down on it with more frequent medical reviews, proof required etc.

Exactly this - my brother and his partner have 4 children. Neither my brother or his partner work. They claim housing, unemployment, PIP x 2, carers allowance etc. They have in excess of £3k a month in benefits. Last year they all went to Lanzarote for 10 days, they have family days out every 2 weeks, regularly go out for family meals and have all the gadgets you can imagine. His partner and their eldest 2 have their nails done every 3 weeks. They don’t want to work because in their words “work doesn’t pay and they will be worse off” - thanks to Labour, this family will now be rewarded with thousands more a year whilst we work more to fund their lavish lifestyle. Thats not reducing child poverty - it’s encouraging people to become reliant on the state. Rewarding people fully capable of work to sit at home and take from those that work. Their children were nowhere near the poverty line - and now, after Labours latest reward, they are planning a Summer holiday in Spain and an October break somewhere else, likely the Canaries again. So yeah, thanks Labour - I’m so ‘pleased’ that you enable these people to rub salt in the wounds of the working class - bravo 🙄

Imagine not knowing the difference by moving children across an administrative line that defines child poverty — and actually reducing child poverty. It’s easy if you try.

@LucasSa56947288 I see one of if not the most hated man on the planet.

Here’s Photojournalist Nathan Howard taking this photo of Donald Trump entering Trump National Golf Club in Virginia earlier while dodging church services on Easter. What do you see?

@noravibes_ The amount of women putting A 🤦‍♂️🤣

Which one is a woman?

@RichSilver I think it says "Fuck with Google translate this will"

Hi Japan! Can anyone who speaks Japanese please help me translate this old note that was tucked inside the handle of this small knife for decades. I've always wondered what it says. Thank you!!

@Matt_Pinner I'd expect her to get on her knees and blow me whilst I ate for that much of a tip. I'll give 10% generally unless service was bad, but for those rare occasions where service has been above and beyond, I'll stretch to 20%, but then I'm in the UK and it's not demanded.

YES or NO?

@brvcebcnner Really annoyed me that Dockers played the 'I've got morals' card right at the end when all along he's just been a nasty piece of shit.

warren :(((( he deserved to get to the summit so badly i actually cannot believe dockers has gotten to the end by being a vile human #thesummititv

@ACTBrigitte Uh oh, looks like someone left the gate open on the cunt farm again.

If you are dropping Trump because he posted an AI meme video with Lion King characters depicted as politicians, then you were never with him to begin with. I stand with our President, he did nothing wrong.

@GoldenAgeUnfold It's the square root of fuck all for me, a big fat zero. I don't live in the states, but if I did, it'd still be zero

What are the chances you'd vote for JD Vance for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

@honeymoon250 If it's trump, probably shagging a young girl

What's he doing ?

@Rainmaker1973 Sense8 Literally sat up all night long and watched the lot. Watched it through fully twice since lol

Name one

@kellro36 I know this isn't true of everybody, but someone I know who's on UC is always pleading poverty, yet she has the latest iPhone, sky TV, dishwasher, big American style fridge freezer etc all on pay monthly, so no money left when she's paid it all, priorities are all wrong.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe that anyone can’t afford to feed their children breakfast. As a parent is all about the decisions you make and the sacrifices you make to have children. The state should not be feeding your children . I’m I right?

@AprilSpark1890 Emphasis on the word PERIOD, the one thing a man no matter what he looks like or 'feels' like, can never have.

Public Service Announcement 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 We Do Not Want Men In Women’s Restrooms, PERIOD!

@emmerdale So much for a family show. Murder, drugs, violence, and now blackmailed prostitution. Shame on ITV for putting this type of content on so early. It's no longer entertaining, it's just deprived.

"I can't, I don't want to do this." If you've been affected by tonight's storyline then please visit: itv.com/advice/tags/em… #Emmerdale

@pritipatel Bore off Priti (something you're not btw). You can media spin this however you want, but we all know there's nothing more corrupt than Tory scum.

The property tax-dodging free-loading Deputy Prime Minister has finally admitted breaking the law and evading paying taxes owed. She says that she’s sorry, but she’s only sorry that she was caught out. #RottenRayner should go 🧵