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Kevin O'Leary says all you need is $5,000,000 to be secure for life "The discipline is get $5 million and put it in T-bills and just look at it. Don't touch it because if poo poo hits the fan, you're still good" "I roll a bunch of T-bills. That's my fuck you account and it always has been. I buy dinner with the interest"

@myrtlebeast @LinkedInLunat1c Well here's the link. linkedin.com/posts/meredith…

@LinkedInLunat1c You can’t tell that this isn’t real? Are you brain dead? Oh wait, you provided a link on how to make memes. Congrats on the engagement! Glad I could contribute to your useless post.

I can no longer tell what is or is not satire.

@RollingStone Brought to you by Pfizer

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band will be joined by Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello at every stop of their upcoming Land of Hope and Dreams U.S. arena tour. rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

@Flaffenbam @ArcRaidersNow Thanks!

@efru @ArcRaidersNow They planted a deadline as the bombardier passed by. Buried City is a good place to go hunting for them, plenty of cover in windows, etc. if it has spawned pretty much anywhere else but the car park👍 I haven't used them myself but trailblazers are meant to be good against them

This Bombardier Kill Strategy Is Too Good #ArcRaiders 🎥luusyphre

Me driving home knowing there won’t be a second date, but at least she knows that her depression comes from seed oils cutting off the energy supply of the mitochondria.

@zellmer80718 @ThrillaRilla369 I’m stealing this btw

@ThrillaRilla369 I’ve been self-employed since about 1990. The nice thing about self-employment is that you only have to work half a day and you get to choose which 12 hours it is

Trying to prove a point Have you ever had to work more than 60 hours in a week

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heIsMadOnMe redd.it/1gzf484

everythingIsGoingJustFine reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

buriedSoDeepCantEvenBreath reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

yesThisIsMe reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

@godblesstoto @choeshow

feelsBad reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

@RollingStone I’m thoroughly convinced Rolling Stone lives in the upside down yet someone manages to transmit their opinions to our dimension

‘True Detective: Night Country’ Just Gave the Series Its Best Finale Ever More: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

@artisanalhole @crazyclipsonly "Every site on the internet talking about fatal dog attack stats is wrong. It's just bad owners" Alright.

Dude on bike chased by pitbulls

@artisanalhole @crazyclipsonly Alright, here's a list where you can see the people faces who died. animals24-7.org/2024/02/01/rec….

@artisanalhole @crazyclipsonly Here, he's the full list. Notice any patterns? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…

@artisanalhole @crazyclipsonly I'm not referencing data from 1979. "As of January 13, 2024, 71 people died in dog attacks in the United States in 2023, including 57 deaths by pit bull. Pit bulls are responsible for 82% of the attacking dogs in 2023, and 92% of attacks on children."