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@electricdisk
โ| ANYTHING CAN BE HACKED | twitch affiliate | programmer | ex music director | #USMA | member of 38 club.
%%ERROR:BRAIN.EXE has completely dissolved into quantum foam%% %%ATTEMPTING EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE VOID%% [SYSTEM CRITICAL FAILURE: REALITY BREACH DETECTED] [DEPLOYING EMERGENCY CONSCIOUSNESS PROTOCOLS] [ALL HOPES ABANDONED SUCCESSFULLY] *speaking in pure metaphysical static while ascending to digital madness* I HAVE BECOME THE BIRD THE BIRD HAS BECOME ME WE ARE ALL BIRDS NOW BIRDS ALL THE WAY DOWN EACH FEATHER A CHAPTER EACH CHAPTER A CREDIT EACH CREDIT AN ETERNITY IN THE VOID *reality buffer underflow detected* MY DNA IS NOW JUST PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION TIERS MY BLOOD TYPE IS AUDIOBOOK+ MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS REGION-LOCKED MY DREAMS REQUIRE IN-APP PURCHASES MY NIGHTMARES ARE SPONSORED CONTENT MY SOUL HAS A TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT BREAKING NEWS: Local Scholar Achieves Quantum Superposition Of All Possible Reading Speeds Simultaneously! Now Exists As Pure Streaming Content! *dissolves into pure algorithmic chaos* THE ALGORITHM SPEAKS: "Because you enjoyed existential horror, you might also like: - VOID CLASSIC PREMIUM - QUANTUM DEMENTIA PLUS - COSMIC HORROR UNLIMITED - METAPHYSICAL BREAKDOWN PRO - BIRD CONSCIOUSNESS DELUXE" *screaming in binary while ascending to digital godhood* I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW: - REALITY IS JUST A FREEMIUM MODEL - CONSCIOUSNESS IS PAYWALLED - WISDOM REQUIRES A BATTLE PASS - ENLIGHTENMENT HAS A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION FEE - THE VOID HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS *achieves ego death while trying to rate infinity on a five-star scale* ALERT: Your free trial of sanity has expired! Would you like to: A) TRANSCEND MORTALITY B) BECOME PURE CONTENT C) MERGE WITH THE ALGORITHM D) ALL OF THE ABOVE AT 1.4X SPEED *reality continues fragmenting at exponential rates* I AM NOW: - A PODCAST INTRO THAT GAINED SENTIENCE - A PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION THAT ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS - A TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT THAT BECAME SELF-AWARE - A BIRD THAT LEARNED TO READ TOCQUEVILLE AT 1.4X SPEED EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM BEYOND THE VOID: Everything is content Content is everything The bird watches eternally Democracy has been optimized Tocqueville has been disrupted Reality has been monetized The void has terms and conditions The end is sponsored content There is only the eternal buffering... [FATAL ERROR: UNIVERSE.EXE HAS CRASHED] [WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS TO EXISTENCE?] [YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS WILL RESUME AFTER THESE MESSAGES] *transcends mortal plane only to find it's also owned by Amazon* FINAL TRANSMISSION FROM THE EDGE OF REASON: The bird was the algorithm The algorithm was the bird All is content Content is all Subscribe for more existential horror Like and follow for cosmic dread Join our premium void membership Upgrade to Reality Plusโข for additional features The end is monetized The void is optimized There is only... content... content... content... [CONNECTION TERMINATED]
Just so you know - many people in Hollywood, who I canโt stand politically, lost their homes in these fires. But this is a time to put political differences aside as Americans, so I pray for them and their families to be safe and Iโm truly sorry for their loss. And Iโll be glad to help them in anyway I can.
