Michael Evans

@_ROB_29 Gear down

An 18-wheeler’s brakes fail, resulting in the use of a runaway truck ramp at 90 mph.

@bayrakmedya A. Because it’s in the left lane.

Üniversitede fizik öğretmeninin öğrencilere sorduğu tek final sorusu: Sizce hangi kamyon en yüksek hızla ilerliyor?

@ThomasSowell “Don’t come to my shows because you’re gonna hear a lot about acceptance…”

Ronnie Winter: "If you’re Christian and you voted for Donald Trump, shame on you. You are not allowed to come to my shows. I don’t want you there… If you voted for Donald Trump, do not come to my shows EVER, not just these four years."

@jmcgrathgolf @NUCLRGOLF Might be one resident with several yards…

@NUCLRGOLF Poor use of the apostrophe. I'd ignore it.

@adam_stanley It’s not just the khakis, it’s the shoes, brand names, hair… southerners just look southern, which is fine. The funny part is when you mention it, they get so defensive and act confused. I live in Colorado and can spot a group of Southerners from a mile away.

Cannot stop laughing at how every male spectator at Quail is wearing literally the same outfit. Is this a Carolina thing?

@Top100Rick I liked the change! With the pin down the slope, there is a wider margin for error (all decent shots will end up inside of 8 feet). I thought it made for more drama, not less.

What did you think of the pin placement on 16 at Augusta this year? They went away from the classic funnel pin to a top shelf pin. Honestly, I think it was anti-climactic. Took the water out of play and took out the long ball roll moment like Tiger had:

@RedWaveForever1 @mhdksafa *This graph is not to scale

@mhdksafa Only about 10% of USAID's $40B budget goes toward food relief and DC contractors and subcontractors take up to 70% of that number with over 50% staying in the DC beltway so more money is spent on $100 per person steak dinners than gets to "the poorest children on earth"

The richest man on Earth is dismantling the organization that feeds the poorest children on earth.

@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod It’s pronounced E-clipse, not UH-clipse.

Settle down people, they are only….. - Calling in the national guard. - Shutting down schools. - Having people stock up on 1-2 weeks of goods. - Telling them to fill their gas tanks - Saying communications may be down. Because the eclipse is gonna attract a lot of people to their town. Totally normal! Stop being a crazy conspiracy theorist. You’re making us all look bad. 😎

@BuzzPatterson That knee brace tho

I’ve coached kids basketball for years. This kid has skills.

@fasc1nate Keebler Magic middles

What's something that doesn't exist that you really want to be brought back?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Luke 16:16-31

Does consciousness continue after a physical death? What are your opinions?

Jesus is the true and better: Adam Abel Abraham Isaac Jacob Joseph Moses Rock of Moses Job David Esther Jonah Temple Prophet Priest King Lamb Sacrifice Light Bread The Bible is not about you. —@TimKellerNYC (1950–2023)

Jesus' miracles are not just proofs that he has power but also wonderful foretastes of what he is going to do with that power. His miracles are not just a challenge to our minds, but a promise to our hearts, that the world we all want is on the way.

"Though we are accustomed to hear the gospel often, it never loses its charm." — Charles Spurgeon

@_macwebster They’ll draw all the moisture out of the greens for rd. 4. I hope he learns a good lesson on Augusta National

“I mean Ridgewood was harder than this place (Augusta National)” - Sam Bennett after todays round 🤌 Curious how the Green Jackets are receiving this comment

To stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible's teaching is offensive to you assumes that, if there is a God, he wouldn't reveal any teachings that upset you. Does that belief make sense?

You will not have a meaningful life without work, but you will lose yourself if you say work is the primary meaning of your life.

@dodo That’s not a deer.

These guys found a deer trapped in a frozen river and brought him into their house to warm him up 💙

@EverestToday @kilianj Has Kilian competed in the Pikes Peak marathon?

Happiest of Birthdays to Kilian Jornet @kilianj, Spanish climber, sky runner, trail runner, ski mountaineer, and long-distance runner, who ascended #Everest (8848.86 m) twice in 2017, both without using supplementary oxygen!🙏

@kktvSydney Just saw a report that the winds will likely continue through the Summer due to La Niña. Ugh!

Please stop. #COwx