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dylan🇵🇸
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"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
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My mum let me watch Under Siege 2 with her and my dad because “it was just shooting”
🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson
90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “
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@betheaniebaby i dunno if it’s a recent hing or not but i see a lot of stans typing as if they hate their muse or their output so it’s hard at times to work out what’s genuine or not
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Secret 3rd option- Communist
Mariè@p8stie
Someone should make a list of right wing and left wing dog breeds
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He’s beyond parody and I think the most annoying part about all of his stunts and ridiculous metaphors is that they seem to be working
DailyAFC@DailyAFC
🚨 Before hosting Sporting CP in the Champions League, the ‘fire’ referenced by Mikel Arteta was more than just a metaphor. The Spaniard lit a real fire at Arsenal’s training ground to symbolise purgation, purification & transformation. 🪵❤️🔥 [@gunnerblog]
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@volvicstorm98 Ahahahahahahahha every time I remember it I still can’t believe it’s real
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@fountinsofwayne Dr Benjy - Soulja Boy linkup is genuinely unfathomable. How did this happen
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my favourite soulja boy moment is him learning how to play football manager on twitch with an fm youtuber
Soulja Boy (Draco)@souljaboy
on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow
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The crazy thing is that this is just how Johnny Depp looks nowadays, there’s not even any makeup on him or anything
Brad @ Dread Central@DreadCentral
Johnny Depp is Ebenezer Scrooge... and ‘EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL’ is getting a darker new take from director TI WEST! Breaking news: [dreadcentral.com/news/568821/eb…]
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Why does it look like she’s just confirmed that her specialist subject is I’m Alan Partridge and that her time will start now?
sparkles@sparkles642028
Dakota Johnson
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