Louis

Showed mum my Halloween outfit and she said I have her legs

@Holly__Sophia @rob_heighton Finally some silver liningers

@rob_heighton @bigmanpezza I’ve found your people who are also excited about the laundry opportunities in this weather

@itmedg @chloejm16 It’s annoying when you realise it that they never ask about you, I kinda crashed out on someone once because I’d always ask how their day was etc and never them me

@bigmanpezza @chloejm16 I've been doing some catch ups with old uni people lately and it's sort of astonishing bc I'm asking lots about the but if I hadn't actively told them stuff, some of them still wouldn't have a clue what I'm up to these days

Insane that my friend went out for a celebration drink as his mate finsihed his dissertation. Asked what the dissertation was and he said “dunno didn’t ask”

@Holly__Sophia Have some decorum Holly yeesh

@bigmanpezza I wanna sniff it looks delightful

Got one with citrine crystals in, I’m honestly hard to light it

@pigeonhugger My nostrils

@bigmanpezza says who lad

@pigeonhugger I know a candle faker when I see one, can’t do that

@bigmanpezza get both on at once, live dangerously

@pigeonhugger Simmer down simmer down, I got a burner on the go

@bigmanpezza giz a whiff

@gertiepopadom I’ll be your e-friend

@bigmanpezza im on an android and i have no friends (because i have an android)

It’s such a nice feeling when someone asks to be on find my friends

Sources telling me that Charlie will soon be stable

@gertiepopadom Is this a you’re on android joke or no friends?

@bigmanpezza idk what that is ❤️

@marcopoloed Yeah pretty much, I mainly use it to message one friend when they’re at home not working to get a job

@bigmanpezza What is that ? Like a 24/7 live location?

Anytime I see a friend buy a scented candle

They said the heat is stroking people Where 👀

Half hour argument with shouting from once side , gave my headset to my house mate and he took it off immediately

@_mynwent If you ain’t gonna play, pass the controller

The phrase ‘Man made horrors beyond comprehension’ has now been retired since Iceland comprehended them, created them and sell them for £4 a bag

@chloejm16 Tough spot to be in Chloe but I’m sure they do care, it just doesn’t register in some heads

@bigmanpezza no fr. i have been questioning lots of my friendships recently because i feel like they just don’t care about me and it’s all about them 99% of the time!

@pigeonhugger @chloejm16 So simple

@bigmanpezza @chloejm16 don't understand how it wasn't the first thing out of his mouth

my favourite photo from yesterday