maynard james keenan & kel

having a rib removed so god can create a woman (to suck my dick)

@whitebaitonline someone just found out what’s on the same day

Weddings are the best. Nothing like drinking during the day in a suit with a bunch of mates watching a grand final on someone's phone

god gives his toughest riffs to his cringest warriors

this man comes up to u & says change is coming thru my shadow - wyd?

tfw u kno the pieces fit

sometimes wetransfer is super fast but sometimes it’s super slow and baby - that’s life (can someone let me go outside pls)

how about Margot Rebillet? is that anything?

these teenagers upset about taylor swift will never know true pain (the time i didn’t have enough money to go see lil ugly mane)

In many ways oranges are the Fanta of fruit (underrated, orange)

i know one person in wollongong please help - split show with @bridgethassed Saturday July 1st

if Fast X actually reflected the current economic climate they’d all be using GoGet accounts & there’d be a 15 minute scene of Vin Diesel struggling with the key box

from now on gonna call having a beer ‘playing the liquid saxophone’

ate a bunch of french food last night & now i can’t stop doing diarrhoea & harassing women smdh

“Two siblings have sex with a lady in the oven”? Porn be goin full Hansel and Gretel on my ass.

@thepeterfalk just make it a HB shirt - take my money

Shirt idea: Front print - [BAND LOGO] Big picture of John Cena Back print - THE ONLY JC FOR ME

mayor of Kingstown best show on tv fuck u

tonight during my spot a woman told me she was bullied as a kid coz she pretended to be a guinea pig & that she had guinea pigs but her dog ate them & also her dog died of blood poisoning - no clip

everybody said i was reading their social cues so good!

doing real good with my social cues tonight!

potion are good

i am at a hardcore show for the first time in about 5 years & to quote Kanye - everything in the world is exactly the same