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why do people think god would be against trans people. jesus literally turned water into wine. why can't emo music turn your daughter into a boy

@souIified not doubling down - just clarifying bc some people thought the tweet meant i was pro ICE.

@halocorpse hey so doubling down is actually insane

@wolftraphowell i <3 ice cream

@halocorpse That's so true and I don't even like ice cream that much 😭

sometimes i have an imposter syndrome kind of feeling about my identity but then i watch a sex scene in a tv show or something and go "yup. can't relate. definitely asexual"

@amazingphyuri david and paul

@halocorpse That’s not Dan, it’s David

i feel like we moved on too quickly from this like who even is this

@PeachlessDan @sproutsuds like i've only seen trans women talking about it ... daniel what are you up to online babe ...

@sproutsuds exactly..... I was like hold on what media has he been consuming bc this is most prevalent in trans communities

I know Dan Howell fw trans people for REAL because how tf else would he come to think that puppy play is TRENDING among the general public right now

@phangender i can’t livetweet while the europeans are asleep gotta get those clicks views and engagement duhhh

@halocorpse "lunch" at 730pm

@nothatwasathing lol to be completely honest the first time i ever saw one irl i did NOT realise they’re fuckin massive and it was a jumpscare

kiwi running amok is just Me

the first dan video i ever saw was "dan is on fire" where he set himself on fire lol

dan was 21 when i started watching dnp and now he's 34 ok

@Manny_JKim having to wait the entire season for a triple header and then having two triple headers back to back is diabolical work

what my mum thinks i look like with a septum ring

@phangender no they’re platonic bestieeeee soulmates

@halocorpse dan and phil are GAY? 🤯

if i say dan and phil

what am i supposed to do if it's oomfs bday ELON

twt literally doesn't let me edit my display name bc i've done it too many times apparently. like god forbid a they has a name crisis and rebrands to peri and also wants cunty stars in a one month period

@swiftsdnp this in the same breath as saying "i'm standing in a whole chicken coop" when dan said you don't need to walk on eggshells around me 😭

this was an insane roast phil lester i love you

why did i tweet this in october 2021

anyway happy birthday to square hair dan ONLY