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makhsoos aurat jaati umra me Imran Khan ka jalsa live dekhte hue

When your s£x tape got leaked buh the title says “big c@ck”

@lmaomirzay that’s gay

@httphashim dusro ki bjaye apni back maro

kya chahye ider ao du apke hath me

@hurixkhan Saari raat soya nahi, subah muje sone do neend puri hui nahi, khwaab pure hone do.

Batman

@crispycokeeee 🤣🤣

peak uni canon event ; ur name saved with the institute’s name in their phone

@zaynahateslife its ur b’day?

my friends remembering my birthday and doing soooo much for me made me forget all the times these people forgot my day.

Paki faujeets are now crying that there’s no democracy in Iran and it’s run by military style IRGC 😂😂😂😂😂

@yourstrulymoonn kya bat hai maham jee asal zindagi tou ap jee rahi hain

shit scared of grok but sundresses are EVERYTHING!!

@nomi_shahh_ 320 tou lagaya hai leg press pe kal.. aur kya kru😔neechay dabb kar mar jaun?

@httphashim Phir wohi bachon wali harkatyn. Plates barhao

saw her getting married to someone else in my dream.. what a beautiful day to die. my day’s alr ruined🤡

@KhanSahiba_ mujse koi ache ki umeed kyu nahi rakhta?😔

@httphashim I know. Hashim se sedhi baat ni huti

baray bhai ne nayi nayi bike chalana shuru ki unhu ne hmain pechy bitha ke hmare goday kelun ki rehri main de maray..aj chotay bhai ne khambay main waja diye hmare goday......

A woman was about to give b*rth when CDA arrived with police. Residents begged them to stop but they didn’t listen. She was dragged out of her home and gave b*rth in front of everyone. • Bari Imam affectee told

@blueburiedd world cup se koi apple kyu dhoye ga🫠

@httphashim And yet they choose to wash an apple from wc

white people discovered they can use water to wash their asses instead of wiping with a toilet paper for the first time in history.

This country went from having someone who planted 1 billion trees, to the one who's basically just an overly employed court jester, hammering down everything coming down his way to show he exists with authority - the trees being the latest victim.

can’t wait for the Ai to live in a constant fear of getting replaced

@KhanSahiba_ 🤣🤣jk 27 ka hi hu

@httphashim awwww 😹

@KhanSahiba_ me tou bs yahi confirm krwana chahta tha i’ll turn 16 in october😎

@httphashim ese hi keh rahi thi 😁 I'll turn 27 in june..tu may tak main 26 ki houn😆😆

@KhanSahiba_ 💔

@httphashim Nooo😆

@KhanSahiba_ noo?😭 27 hai.. do i look like im older?

@httphashim Aren't you like 32?