John Doolittle

@NamfohCire Lol

U can’t buy class… but u can get pretty close!!

@NamfohCire Just calendar it

I recommend that everyone follow one (and only one) crazy QAnon person. My feed right now is Ukraine news, comedy people making jokes, and Oscar predictions, and then WHAM a tweet from 🇺🇸StarSeeds3750273🇺🇸about how aliens are landing next week in Tulsa

@NamfohCire @Uber Maybe ur best tweet

Hey @uber how bout u pay us a small surcharge when a driver cancels on us at the last minute after we’ve been waiting on him for 10? Seems only fair!

@NamfohCire Cle is great!

NO ONE would ever be this excited about going to Cleveland

@NamfohCire What’s the significance of this stub that you kept from 98

Have always been a lover of cinema

@NamfohCire But that would push check in times too late

The👏checkout👏time👏at👏Vegas👏hotels👏should👏be👏no👏earlier👏than👏2👏pm

@NamfohCire The critics trying to dictate into their Siri remote have spoken and paramount has listened!!!!!

The name of this show reminds me of another show I’ve seen fairly recently, can’t quite put my finger on it

@WorldWideWob This is video making me insane. Promo from 94 series. Theme song from Game 5 in 93 (@ MSG). Intro to different game in 93 series at Chicago Stadium.

tipoff nears. a history lesson for you all.

@Thegentleman26 This seemed inevitable even before Greg made the kick

Of course it comes to this

@NamfohCire And world renowned street performers!

@jdooli Walking distance 2 Chili’s AND Olive Garden!

It is a fundamental law of nature that if ur meeting ur Boomer father in NYC for a few days, he will insist on booking a hotel in Times Square

@ATX_UncleT Amen

If the thought even crossed someone’s mind to do this to my wife, I’d be talking to my family through plexiglass for the next few years. Come on people, be civil, for crying out loud.

@NamfohCire Could b ur own wedding!!! 😂🤣

I’m not saying I want this to happen to any of my friends but JUST ONCE I wanna go to a wedding where the bride or groom is left at the altar

@NamfohCire This market is out of hand!

Gorgeous!

@NamfohCire RIP in power Gertrude

HMD. Let’s see everyone else’s great-great grandmother gravesite selfies!

@NamfohCire What a tribute

RIP Larry McMurtry. No one has written more books that I love the idea of me having read than him

@NamfohCire WRONG AGAIN!

Hey! Did u know there’s no such thing as Daylight “Savings” Time? It’s Daylight Saving Time—singular, not plural. Thank u for attending my Ted Talk 💫

one year ago today.

The Cowboys offense seems to flow so much better when they don’t feel obligated to hand off to their $90 million failure.

Many people are saying this about Scooby Doo and we’ll be looking at it very strongly