david “lump” ghantt

Just watched Rocky 4 when I heard the news. Give me an AK, white monster, honey pack and a playlist with creed on it and I’ll solve this Iran bs.

@DanteSilvio2 Grape and it’s disgraceful you even had a 2nd thought

One of the toughest decisions for a man to make. Team strawberry or team grape? #Lank

@DouchebagSuprem No thank you.

120 follower flow reveal, wife wants it cut 😖

@BretTheBump Hello old friend! Great to hear from again. I do love me a good bench made. Love you friend, lump

@jeebripper Lump, this is beutiful. However, if it’s not a Benchmade then it won’t be in my pocket

Reasons to have a pocket knife 1. Open random packages 2. Get caught at football game metal detectors 3. Be an absolute badass

Suddenly have the urge to mow just about lawn I’ve come across. Already fired up the grill for tonight. Thanking God for another day. #lifestyle

Just had an S tier nap. Threw on little house on the prairie. Watching masters. Bad day to be a hangover. #rot #grandpapi #icouldgetusedtothis

Why do people kill themselves. #goodlife #jesus

@BretTheBump Y’all stay safe out there bump Yours truly - lump

@derek_davidson1 Just what I suspected grip. - lump

@jeebripper Cirrhosis of the liver my friend. - grip

Had an unusual amount of silent farts recently. Any unprofessional doctors have a diagnosis on here ?

@thadburnerr Is this supposed to be a coming out post Thad?? A little confused here, please clarify swiftly.

Fuck a money spread, how many of yall can do this! #starting10

@derek_davidson1 Ouch ! Painful grip, praying for ya !! Best wishes always - lump

My back hurts. From fishin nigga. Can you believe dat? - unknown

Not to rage bait any cancel culture dip shits but straws are overrated as fuck. #cancelme

@BretTheBump I can try to get us a two man with Elaine and Lucinda if your down bump ?? - lump

haven’t had any “naw” in a while. time to text the ex. #SlowBlow

Take me back to prime football card trading era. #4thgradehuzz #firecard #jerseycard #rayrice

Anyone else missing 2017 dude perfect rn. Lump out ✌️

@BretTheBump I just cummed.

When I die I want to come back to this word and flap my wings. You’ll never know which specific bird I am but there will be signs.

In desperate need of a Gatorade.