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@CrewkerneGaz You're still going with this shit? Humour maybe subjective but this is just AI shit. When am I supposed to laugh?

Kanye West is blocked from entering Waitrose by Kemi Badenoch over his vile antisemitism, but Ed Davey lets him in anyway. At the fish counter, Rupert Lowe offers him a crab to nick, only for it to be Chris Philp, who soon brings the farce to an end. {satire}

@ChazzerEvans A quick google of Kent County Council might be quite revealing for you.

@johnself99 Ever heard of Reform's DOGE audits, bloat cutting etc? And there's no need to be all pedantic giving up wildly speculated opinions, As long as all critical services are running and I save on council tax I'm one VERY happy bunny!

Just been told by Denbighshire council my yearly green waste collection for 2 175L green bins will now be £67.95 on top of a 5.6% council tax hike. I literally cannot wait until the 7th when Reform UK kicks their robbing backsides out and starts saving us money for a change!

@LizRowe96054287 @CrewkerneGaz What? The leaders of 3 poltical parties all supported shoplifting at Waitrose? From reading all the reports I missed this, unless this bit was made up. But you're right it's easier to ridicule and take the piss out of things if they aren't connected to the truth.

@johnself99 @CrewkerneGaz Yes it's AI shit and satire but sadly this is a piss take of what actually happened you unimaginable arsehole.

Keir Starmer and Zack Polanski are helping themselves to Easter eggs in Waitrose when shop worker Kemi Badenoch bundles in to stop them, only for manager Ed Davey to sack her and side with the shoplifters. Modern Britain is a baffling place. {satire}

@StopMSMLies @elonmusk The list of people who think Musk has taken @X to new depths of shitness includes even the people who post and use it. We all know it's a cesspit of lies, hate and misinformation. Some revel in this but no one seriously thinks it's truthful or honest.

@johnself99 @elonmusk Ah but they are haters and not decent at all.

Yes

@PopularPup5247 Ai pointless shit.

Revenge is good after time not alwt...Karma's real and this dog is the real MVP 🐶😂

@chatswithem Perhaps we should prioritise a switch to renewables

Heating in the U.K. is a luxury item People in villages are absolutely hostage to the oil companies Here we don't have gas . To heat your homes and water , it's all oil. January the price of 500l was 62 a litre £310 Today it is 1.45 a litre 500l~ £761 ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ How are people expected to pay this on top of everything else!!!!!! The people who use oil need HELP! @Ed_Miliband @RachelReevesMP @Nigel_Farage @RupertLowe10 @BackBrexitBen

@StopMSMLies @elonmusk If decent people hate you perhaps consider you are doing something shit.

@elonmusk The truth hurts their fragile egos.

@elonmusk One word shitstain. Turned @X into a cesspit where he is the biggest turd.

@chatswithem Why no evidence? Millions of incidents and yet not one piece of solid evidence? Or occam's razor explanation - you're talking bollocks.

Again They've been telling you how they would do this for years And then millions of people have seen them do it And yes STILL people abuse you for saying this must stop

@TracyMitch99561 @CrewkerneGaz @X Sadly the wonderful on this platform is virtually extinct.

@johnself99 @CrewkerneGaz @X I agree with you. X is the home of the weird, wonderful & crazy arsed. Scrolling past is what I do.🙂

@Milajoy AI shit, again.

EPIC.

@PacoJh0ns @TRobinsonNewEra Stick your guns up your arse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_viole…

@TRobinsonNewEra And that’s precisely why they worked so hard to disarm the people: so they could send two mercenaries to any citizen’s house and illegally arrest them for absurd reasons.

Welcome to "Modern Britain". Where police can come enter your home, tell you you're about to be arrested for "Facebook commments", before proceeding to put on gloves to search you for "dangerous items".

@MeesWynants Oh fuck off you twat.

Looks like Somalia... It's not. It's Keir Starmer's Britain.

@MeesWynants If they never collected this data as you say then how did they conceal it? Your scary images of thugs with baseball bats are quite a strong image - how many instances of this type of violence have been recorded? You've used the image so you should know?

The British government hid this data for years. Now it is out. 79% of everyone arrested for theft on British railways was a foreigner. 40% of all arrests. 37% of sexual offenses. 36% of violent crimes. All foreign nationals. They knew exactly what the consequences of their immigration policy were. They just never told you.

@redzz83 @CrewkerneGaz No familiar with the story. This does nothing to add to the story. It offers no insight or humour it just for some reason takes Waitrose decison and makes it a devisive political one based on nothing. A bit sad and a bit shit.

@johnself99 @CrewkerneGaz Take it you missed the story

@TracyMitch99561 @CrewkerneGaz These unimaginative banal shit AI posts filling up @X do make me angry. This place is a cesspit and, you're right, I should just leave. But the sheer crapness of them compels me to not let it lie.

@johnself99 @CrewkerneGaz But you watched it and commented with, in my opinion & rather over the top rant (if I were you, I would get my anger issues checked). 🙄

@20NPHartleyHare What, you have inside knowledge that Argentina is going to invade the Falklands again? Shouldn't you tell someone.

@johnself99 Time will tell cupcake 🧁

2 April '82 Argentina invaded the Falklands. Image shows men of 2 PARA leaving Aldershot Barracks. If Argentina invaded the Falklands today Two Tier Keir would roll over and lay out the red carpet, along with gifting billions! Whatever happened to our once Great Nation?

@ElContador2000 @CrewkerneGaz @Carolyne4Reform A Waitrose emplyee produce crap AI? No wonder they were sacked. I know the story. This gives no understanding or insight or humour about the story - it's just shit AI.

@johnself99 @CrewkerneGaz @Carolyne4Reform You haven't seen the news about the Waitrose employee who was sacked for doing exactly this then?

@ElContador2000 @CrewkerneGaz @Carolyne4Reform No problem with AI. It's precisely because it's such a lazy unimaginative use of AI that it is shit AI. Waitrose story - 5 representations of well know people - Anything else? Any humour? It's not going to be replacing South Park anytime soon.

John, calling that AI video 'shit' while it perfectly skewers the clown show that is UK politics? Bold move from someone whose biggest contribution to the discourse is a salty tweet. Newsflash: that 'AI shit' you’re so quick to dismiss is about to automate half the pointless jobs out there, including the ones that let people post lazy critiques without ever learning anything new. Maybe try understanding the technology before you slag it off. Otherwise, you might be the next one getting replaced by something with actual creativity.