wOaH nELLy

@scarymary66 I opened the other bottle and that smells of fish too so now I'm wondering if it's just me that smells of fish #fishymilk

@knittedknobs Oh no.

why does the milk smell of fish #fishymilk

Mr Hayward to present Springwatch #TheOtherBennetSister #wheresbilloddie

not bad #TheOtherBennetSister #wheresbilloddie

watched the Miss Marple where a woman in a train tells her that murder is easy then gets bumped off #missmarple #murderiseasy

@shitbritishpics did Richard tell her about that time he got caught shoplifting wine at Tesco

Britney Spears on Richard and Judy TV Show (2003)

my mam's bought my brother some Easter face cream #easterfacecream #happyeaster

what's your favourite Easter film #easterfilms #happyeaster #watchingfilms

eating a creme egg #yolo #happyeaster

watched the Miss Marple where someone gets bumped off and turns out to have a pocket full of rye #missmarple

@gracefilmz it's the Argos catalogue

im not even joking, this magazine is a BRICK (made a lil comparison with the wonderland mag!)

@shitbritishpics my uncle Dickie knew Stuart McCall in his youth but I didn't know he'd been invited

Soccer - Stuart McCall Testimonial - Bradford City XI v Rangers XI A steaker aquaints himself with Rangers Ally McCoist (2002)

@shitbritishpics was Richard Madeley busy emptying his millennium cupboard

Les Dennis (left) gives his wife Amanda Holden a push on a motorbike. The couple were standing in for regular presenters Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan on the This Morning programme in central London. (2000)

been eating mini eggs #happyeaster #yolo

@CantsyParls my dad will pay for him

@knittedknobs Andos gonna be priced out of this pyramid scheme soon nElLy

my dad's friend's won a tenner in a bowls tournament but it cost a tenner to enter #bowls #geriatricpyramidscheme

@Bogota_Bracelet festive #happyeaster #wheresjesus #smellingofmyrrh

@knittedknobs Might dilute some PVA and douse it with myrrh

Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar were the OG Uber Eats, Deliveroo and Just Eat

it's the zoo's birthday #wheresdavidattenborough

@Bogota_Bracelet are you going to glue on some pasta #spaghettingcrucified

@knittedknobs That wasn't AI. I made it with my own bare hands. I've got an idea of Jesus getting done for fly-tipping a boulder but I think I've left it to late for this Easter #keepjerusalemtidy

@CantsyParls how is he not a real German #watchingbaywatch #watchingtheberlinwallcomedown

@knittedknobs My favourite honorary German is David hasselhoff nElLy

Russians and robbery, stripping and stealing, Germans and gyrating #LetterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #watchingfilms