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Me to my 3 yo: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3 yo: Too much. lol

@LfPorsche I do a music class called Let's Play Music with my toddler and baby and they have a great mix of classical, folk songs, etc letsplaymusicsite.com/our-music

Looking for recordings of folk songs like Old McDonald, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, etc that are performed in asimple, acoustic style. No overacted dialogue or over emotive singing. Just... normal songs for kids.

Help me find my friends

@theTSupdates @NickHintonn whaddya think of her necklace?

After this banger they can’t say no to her

@MattZeitlin The audiobook is currently on sale for Audible members

@Pronatalism Lovely thread! I’d appreciate one for moms too. Find it easy to dress my children well but not myself during this season of my life with a 1 yr and 3 yr old

If your children are well dressed, people will respond more positively towards them. Maybe it’s a personal shortcoming, but I certainly prefer my children when they look put together. It makes me a more patient mother.

A thread on letting my daughters dress themselves and do it well (featuring the Sarris’ children)🧵

Stop black pilling. Every era has its challenges this is no different

My three year old finally went on the tallest slide. She came running to me yelling, “I did it! I did it! I’m brave!” Picked her up and swung her around and she ran off to go again. I wonder if she’ll remember this moment.

Note to self: always have extra beanies in the car for the kids. It’s way colder than anticipated at the park. Got my 3 year old wearing my nursing cover like a hijab.

This really is so cool

@virtuefruit Recommend checking out Paige Wassel on YouTube. Her interior style leans in this direction.

I actually think the midcentury modern decor is chic. Tired of pretending to be into traditional styles.

@fountaingirll Brilliant! Thanks for sharing. Definitely going to start doing this.

New favorite hack is making a smoothie in the morning and putting it in our small Stanley cup for my son and I to enjoy during our outings. Stays cold for hours and it’s so easy and healthy and yummy

@ladybug1776 Gosh how stressful! If you don’t mind me asking, did you hire someone to handle this or did you just reply yourself? This is my nightmare.

@kenzietuff @MotherGrundy Same. I’m the one stressed!

@MotherGrundy My husband does not inform me of impending apocalypse stress. He swats me on the butt and says everything will be fine.

How are all the wives coping with their husbands’ “impending apocalypse”-stress? Lots of pie?

Xers too.

@bethanyshondark @Cernovich Shoutout to Allegiant Arilines, they have never done this to me and I never purchase the seats. They have always kept our family together.

Every time I post about our family getting split up on a flight I’m told I didn’t pay enough for our seats or book far enough in advance. But this is what Macaulay Culkin just posted. It should not be legal for airlines to split up kids and parents on the same reservation.

@faithmaycreate Potty training is just hard. Lots of messes. Got some potty themed books and my 2 yo enjoyed them. I honestly think it helped her grasped the concept.

Had a bad experience today with the no diaper method of potty training Whats ur fave potty training method? Child is 2yo

@oliveegger These type of water coloring books have been such a life-savers when we’re home. My 3 year old does a couple a day. Hardly makes a mess.

Any of my screen conscious mutuals have recommendations for learning computer games for 3.5 yos? I’m just preparing for when outside is too hot (like today 96 lol) and we have exhausted everything else

@newstart_2024 Maybe but also get tested for H Pylori. I had stomach pains for months on end until I got tested and treated for H Pylori.

Why does it seem like attractive women always have stomach problems? Gary Brecka drops the connection: “Every woman that has stomach problems suffers from anxiety. They come from the same place.” He cites that 44% of women have the MTHFR gene mutation — impairing folic acid conversion — leading to consistent gut issues and anxiety. In his clinic (150,000+ patients): “I have never seen a woman that suffers from anxiety who did not also have gut issues.” Clip from this 37-second insight — tying chronic digestive problems, anxiety, and a common genetic variant together. Does this gut-anxiety-MTHFR link match what you’ve seen in real life? Or do you think it’s correlation being overstated? Your thoughts — drop them below 👇

@NutriDetect Who is the guy speaking?

After an MS diagnosis and a grim prognosis, she refused to accept it. Through her own research into cavitations, she found relief. While cleaning them out, her hand sensation returned, and within days, her symptoms vanished.