Daniel Marks

Ahem. Is this thing still on?

@PAFC With love.

In an ideal world, we’d all be ✨ 𝒯𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓁𝓁 ✨ Sadly, we’re not all immune to imperfections. So we’ve made some Valentine’s Day cards for the partners with obvious flaws 💖 (+ one at the end for those who have their Perfect Pear 🫶)

Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? It said it needed more space to mine its own business. #cryptohumor #blockchainbreakups #Crypto

Could we give up on this whole #bigbash thing now and just watch Steve Smith bat for 20 overs every night instead?

January 2007 to November 2022. It’s been fun. ✌️

Kinda migrating across to @madmaxdm.

@LachM Pretty cool. nerdlegame 11 3/6 🟪⬛️🟪⬛️⬛️🟩⬛️⬛️ 🟪🟩⬛️⬛️🟪🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

nerdlegame 10 3/6 ⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪⬛️⬛️ 🟪🟪🟩🟪🟪🟩⬛️⬛️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice little maths lesson starter for middle school #iteachmath nerdlegame.com

@atrocioushacks Yeah, they were a little confusing, but seem correct. twitter.com/sirswampthing/…

@atrocioushacks Which stats are wrong? The stats in the cricinfo article only count wickets if the bowlers shared the new ball in an innings.

@ParamountPlusAU I was half way through watching S3 of Star Trek Discovery. When you took it from Netflix, I subscribed to you, thinking I could watch it and then watch S4, but it appears that you only have the current season. What the hell? How do I watch S3?

I'm not sure what I want to see on @FoxCricket during the Lunch Break, but Kerry O'Keeffe and Shane Warne laughing at (not with, AT) Francis Bourgeois definitely isn't it.

@Adelaide_FC Goodbye 👋

The Adelaide Football Club can confirm the resignation of Board Director Nick Takos.

@kristoncapps @timburks @schmangee As a cyclist I acknowledge and thank every car that passes me safely and has made at least a minimal attempt at not killing me.

@schmangee Drivers waving pedestrians to walk and pedestrians apologetically passing when it's the pedestrian's right of way and they just want to make sure they don't get killed

@mattmecham We have through of the original M1 MacBooks in this house and we all love them. Battery life is definitely fantastic. G uses his as his school laptop and remembers to charge it every few nights.

The new M1 MacBook Pro battery is insane. Unplugged for 2 hour Team meeting last night, followed by an hour of browsing then left overnight. Opened it up and it had 85% battery left. My intel MBP probably lasted 2-4 hours without battery when using video software when new.

@nuthatch What should we be using instead?

@Pete1729 @LachM @notsmartblog If you poke a hole in the side of the straw, how many holes does it now have?

@LachM @notsmartblog A straw is topologically equivalent to a donut, so it has one hole.

How many holes does a straw have? Interesting @notsmartblog thought of the day.

@mattmecham Correct.

So we’re watching Squid Game in Korean with subtitles and not the dubbed version, yeah?

@RdRoth @HammerToe Relaaaax.

@madmax @HammerToe I don’t drink coffee, just bored of silly people turning trivial things into some deeper meaning. Pumpkin spice is trash

As a non-American can someone please explain “pumpkin spice” to me?

@RdRoth @HammerToe Haha that appears to have hit a nerve. Relax dude. Enjoy your coffee.

@madmax @HammerToe Oh hush up you snowflake. Got nothing to do with women’s ‘own pleasure’ Pumpkin spice is s**t. Don’t cry