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DancingMonkey

@monkey_dancing

I love cats and other cute animals. I love flowers, gardens and beautiful landscapes.

加入时间 Ağustos 2020
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
My owner came home, as if nothing had happened. As if she hadn’t left me alone for what felt like an eternity. Then she took out the treat. Suddenly my anger faded, the drama diminished, the love returned. I considered the situation and decided to forgive her. But only this once.
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shan@thikalbrad·
@monkey_dancing It's National Pet Day sweetie. Maybe your owner is making some special treats for you. That's why she is two minutes late. Have a lovely National Pet Day and a pleasant evening. 🐈‍⬛💖💖💖
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
It's dinner time. My dinner should have been served two minutes ago, and my bowl is still empty. I feel like I've been sitting here for hours but my owner doesn't even notice me. I'm slowly starving to death. I'm patient, but there's a limit to everything.🐈‍⬛
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@NicciDeschanel Thank you very much.😽 Have a nice evening, too. Sleep well and sweet dreams.💤🙏
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Potato Deschanel 🖤🕯️🚜
@monkey_dancing Cute kitty, you're exaggerating a bit—you're not skinny. So you can wait a few minutes for your dinner, which I'm sure won't be long. Enjoy your meal. Have a nice evening and a restful night 🙏😻
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@MiraTweeta Good evening, Mira.😽 Happy Easter to you and your family. May you spend the holiday weekend in love and peace.❤️🙏
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Mira K McMullen@MiraTweeta·
@monkey_dancing Oh dear! You are quite demanding. Hopefully your owner will notice! I am sorry you are so hungry. Perhaps you can nuzzle your owner & she’ll realise it’s eating time soon. Try & look miserable . That might get her attention. Good luck my friend! ❤️❤️❤️
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Potato Deschanel 🖤🕯️🚜
@monkey_dancing How could anyone not melt at the sight of that cute little face 😻? You’d better be on your best behavior—it’ll make your owner happy. I hope you have a lovely evening and a sweet night’s sleep. 💤✨️🙏
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
That’s the look when I know I’ve done something forbidden but I don’t want to admit it. I respond to the question “Was it you?” with an innocent eye contact. I just sit here with the "it wasn't me" look on my face and I'm more beautiful than ever. Would you blame me for anything?
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@NicciDeschanel Thank you very much.😽 Have a nice evening, too. Sleep well and wake up to a wonderful day.🙏
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Potato Deschanel 🖤🕯️🚜
@monkey_dancing You're so cute! Just looking out the window is a sight to behold, but I understand your frustration at not being able to go hunting. Have a great evening, Monkey_Dancing, and sweet dreams 😻💤✨️
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
The sun was finally shining. The chirping birds caught my curiosity as I looked out the window. I just watched them with interest.🐦🐈‍⬛ (At least, my physical limitations prevented me from doing anything else to them).🪟
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
Early morning I asked for my breakfast, which every cat has an innate right to. This right does not depend on the owner’s state of wakefulness. Breakfast is not a reward but a basic right. Exercising this right allows for multiple repetitions if the cat feels it is justified.🐈‍⬛
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@MiraTweeta @TomaszRoda79798 Good evening, Mira.😽 Why don't you just admit I'm right? Even if you protect her, my revenge will not spare her, because if she hadn't added the hot spice, she could have shared it with me.😸
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Mira K McMullen@MiraTweeta·
@monkey_dancing @TomaszRoda79798 Oh dear. What a scenario! Your owner ate the roast meat in front of you. And didn’t share it! But goodness me she tells you it’s full of spices! Well she couldn’t give you meat with spices! It would make you ill. You need to forgive her my friend. ❤️❤️❤️
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
My owner is on my revenge list. She ate a piece of roast meat before my eyes. She ate like some starving predator. I thought she forgot me. So I waited. Any saint would have envied my patience. Then she looked at me and said: I can’t give you any because I put hot spices on it.🐈‍⬛
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
The essence of Easter, and few humans know this, is nothing other than maximizing the comfort level of cats. According to my observations, more food is prepared at this time, more humans are present, more petting is received us and the level of service generally increases.🐰🐈‍⬛
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@ChosenConqueror I'm thinking about it. But if you eat something I don't like, then I stay hungry.😼 By the way, when my owner eats chocolate, she gives me tuna, so I'm not mad at her.😻
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Kutlu Cihan 🌍🌕@ChosenConqueror·
@monkey_dancing Since you have such a landlord, run away and come to us. Believe me, we'll take better care of you. Besides, you'll eat and wear the same things we do. Look it up online; cats are treated like kings around here. Because serving cats is considered a sacred duty by the people.😂👍
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shan
shan@thikalbrad·
@monkey_dancing Easter inspires us to practice humility, love, and selflessness, sweetie. It's also a message of hope in difficult times, reinforcing that life can emerge from loss. Happy Easter. 🐰🐈‍⬛💖
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@ChosenConqueror Only the bunny hands out chocolates, but only to those who behave well. Although my owner - inexplicably - received a lot of chocolates and she doesn't give any of them to anyone, not even me. I only got this inedible plush.😸
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Kutlu Cihan 🌍🌕@ChosenConqueror·
@monkey_dancing Aren't you also handing out some high-quality chocolates 🍫 this holiday?😂🥀🍀🧿🍫🐰🐰🐰
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
@thikalbrad I wish you have a pleasant Friday evening and a great, relaxing weekend.🙏😽
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shan@thikalbrad·
@monkey_dancing I did a Google search sweetie and this is what I found: "German Folklore ("Osterhase"): Folklore from the 17th century describes the "Easter Hare" as a judge of children's behavior, leaving colorful eggs in nests (often hats or baskets) for those who were well-behaved. 🥚🐇🐈‍⬛💖
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DancingMonkey@monkey_dancing·
I started the day on Good Friday with deep thoughts. I wonder, does the Easter Bunny lay the eggs, or does the hen? I think it's the hen and I'd like to know why the bunny became the marketing face of this whole thing. The hen does the work and the bunny benefits from it.🥚🐇🐈‍⬛
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